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titangirl161: Kate

What2callmyself: Lynn

Now let's get to the story! Scribble?

Scribble: We own nothing, not even this computer. We're so poor. It's her fault; she's too lazy to get a job.

Second Batch

Kate, Lynn, and Vash were in the therapy house, half asleep from boredom listening as some random person was complaining about his life. Finally, when he finished, Kate said, "I have one question. Are you even an anime character?"

"No, why do you ask?"

"Because it clearly states on the door, that this is an ANIME CLINIC!" Lynn screamed.

"Oh, sorry then, I'm in the wrong place." The man, looking rather embarrassed, got up and left.

"Well, now that we wasted our life, let's get back to the anime," Kate muttered.

"I kind of liked him. He seemed very nice, if not very mope-y," Vash said.

Lynn and Kate rolled their eyes. "Whatever," Lynn muttered. "Next up is assistant spirit detective Kazuma Kuwabara!"

"He's the one with red hair, in blue. And his hair is short. DON'T GET THE ONES WITH LONG HAIR!" Kate yelled.

"Man, make one mistake and you're marked for life by these guy's standards," Vash muttered as he dragged Kuwabara into the room.

"Hey, what am I doing here?" Kuwabara asked.

"You're here so we can help you!" Kate cried.

"Help?

"Yes!" Kate pulled out her notepad. "So far, you were beat mercilessly by Yusuke, no one knows what happened to your parents, your sister raised you, you always get beat up, you're almost killed twice, and you had to watch your best friend die."

Kuwabara said nothing, but he did look sad.

"But that's not all!" Kate pulled a tape out of her pocket and put it in the VRC that appeared out of nowhere. In it, it showed Kuwabara as a five year old, jumping into a swimming pool and his trucks falling off, which ended with him running home crying.

"That is sad!" Lynn cried through hysterical laughter.

"AAAAAAH! WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?" Kuwabara yelled.

"I borrowed it," Kate said with shifty eyes.

Meanwhile, at the Kuwabara residence, Shizuru was going through her tapes when she realized the embarrassing one with Kazuma losing his trunks was missing.

"Do you have any more?" Lynn asked hopefully.

"No, sorry."

"Well, I know how to make him feel better!" Lynn declared. She ran over to the computer and began typing, and soon Yukina appeared!

"YUKINA!" Kuwabara cried, happy to see the girl he loved.

"Hello Kazuma!" she replied with a smile. The two of them went out as Kuwabara offered to get her some ice cream.

(A/N: Mmmm…ice cream….)

"Aw! They are such a cute couple!" Kate gushed.

Lynn had to agree.

"Kate! You solved someone's problems without violence! I'm so proud of you!" Vash yelled, hugging her. Kate kicked him away.

"Next up is Musica from Rave Master! (Or GAR, I don't know why it's called Rave Master where I live….) He's the one with the three eyebrow piercing."

"Ok!" Vash cried. He went outside and found him, and grimaced. "Doesn't that hurt?"

"What hurt?" asked a confused Musica, looking up at Vash like he was crazy.

"The piercing above your eye! You've got three of them! How did they get them in there? Did they stick a big needle through your head? Do you have holes in your head?"

"What are you talking about?" Musica asked, more confused.

"I WANT TO SEE THE HOLES IN YOUR HEAD!" Vash yelled, jumping on Musica's shoulders and looking for holes through his hair, while Musica tried to push him off.

"Stop messing up my hair!"

"I want to see the holes first!"

"VASH, STOP WASTING TIEM AND COME IN HERE!"

Vash groaned in dismay and dragged Musica into the room.

"Why am I here?"

"So we can help you with your problems!" Kate told him.

"What problems?"

Lynn pulled out a notepad. "You saw your whole family killed, the guy who raised you also died, and you became a thief."

"Thanks for reminding me," Musica muttered, eyes getting that shaky look before the tears come.

"AW!" cried the girls going and hugging him.

"WAAAAAAAAAAH! WHY DID YOU DIE, REM?" Vash was crying again.

"I think I can make you make you feel better!" Kate cried. She started typing and Lance appeared.

"What the bleep?"

"I TOLD YOU, NO CURSING IN MY STORY!"

"There's the gut that killed your family, right? Well, now you can beat him up for it!" Lynn suggested.

"I think I'll take that offer!" Musica grinned and quickly went to beating Lance to a pulp.

Vash started whining. "Even though Knives killed Rem, I didn't beat him up!"

"THAT'S BECAUSE KNIVES IS YOUR BROTHER, BAKA!" Lynn yelled.

Finally Musica finished with Lance and smiled. "That DID feel much better!"

"One more thing!" Kate started typing again and Melodia appeared.

"Melodia!"

"Musica! I can't believe it's you!" Melodia cried, giving him a hug. The two walked out together.

"Aw, reunited. It's a happy ending!" Kate declared.

"One last patient for today- Ren Tao!" Lynn called.

"He's the one with yellow-gold eyes and the blue spike on his head," Kate described.

Vash went out and found the boy, but when he went to grab him, a kwon do was shoved in his face.

"Don't even touch me. If I have to do this, at least I'll do it with a shred of dignity," said Ren as he got up and walked into the room all by himself.

(A/N: Wow, all by himself! He's A BIG BOY now! Just kidding! Back to the story!)

"So tell me, why am I here?" Ren asked annoyed.

"We're here to help you with your problems!"

"Are you implying that I have problems?" Ren asked, his eye starting to twitch.

Lynn pulled out her notepad. "You father was cruel to you and your sister, dehumanizing you, and locked you in the dungeon when you didn't respond the way he wanted you to."

"And is that supposed to get to me?"

"THIS will!" Kate smirked and pulled out a tape she "borrowed" from En, which showed Ren's father beating both him and Jun with a belt.

"That's harsh!" Lynn cried, watching the tape in horror.

Vash was crying again. "How could his father do that to him?"

Ren was looking down, trying to pretend it didn't get to him.

"Aw!" both girls cried, running over and hugging Ren. Lynn also went over to the computer and made En appear.

"HERE REN! BEAT HIM UP FOR WHAT HE DID TO YOU!"

Ren went right to doing so until his father was about 12 feet under ground. "That did feel better. Thank you girls," Ren said as he left.

"You're welcome!" both cried.

Kate turned to the readers. "Once again,. THANK YOU FOR YOUR NICE REVIEWS! And for those who were wondering:

baka- means idiot or stupid

kwon do- a spear like thing-y that Ren always uses.

Lynn smiled. "Well, that's all for now. Please read and review, and good reviews help authors type faster! Until next time!"

-What2callmyself?

-titangirl161