I'm sorry, but I think that the end of this fic is nearing. I've lost inspiration. This is probably the last chapter.

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Kelly Prescott was feeling very lonely as she sat in her trailer. Yes, she was living in a trailer park. All her money had been stolen by Count Olaf, so she'd been forced to leave her mansion and start living in a trailer park. Her family had all mysteriousely disappeared at sea anyway.

Kelly didn't mind her trailer. It was like a big girl scout cubby .. or a love pad or something bitchin' like that. It was her special place. She didn't mind that she had to live on Hot Dogs and it was way ruining her awsome figure.

As for how her trailer looked, she'd made it homy. She super glued her barbie collection all over the walls and had even plastered posters of Justin Timberlake all over it. Unfortunately, she could only fit at least 567 of her winnie the poo soft toys in there ... such a shame. She kept her cosmetics in the fridge, and couldn't understand why her liquid eye-liner was always freezing. Like, Weird.

As I was saying, she was feeling very lonely. She made a wish, that one day a handsome young man would come and marry her.

All of a sudden SHOCK HORROR Comic book guy from the Simpson storms into her trailer, his brown beard all greasy and gross. Kelly gulped. She was scared. A random Yellow man had just invaded her lonesome trailer.

"Come away and we can go off and dance with the fairies, my love!" he sung to Kelly, his belly rumbling from his spider-man T-shirt.

Kelly looked uncomfortable, "I'm. uhh … waiting 'till marriage?"

Comic Book Guy was obviously very disappointed. He left without a word.

Five minutes later, Kelly was about to eat a hot dog when Sister Ernie burst in, screaming, 'SODOMY IS A SIN!"

Kelly was very stupid. She didn't even know what Sodomy was. She thought it was … The art of sausages or something equally lame.

"Dude, it's just a Hot Dog, like, get over it."

Ernie shook her head gravely, and without a word, flapped her wings and flew out the chimney. Or she would have, if there was a chimney in the trailer. Instead she just climbed through the window.

Ten minutes later, Kelly was halfway through eating her delicious Hotdog when Paul Slater tumbled through her window, looking very battered and beaten, and a toilet seat stuck to his mouth.

"DENIAL ISN'T JUST A RIVER IN EGYPT! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT? AND I AM NOT AN APPLE NO! NO NO NO!"

Kelly stared at him in silence.

He stared back.

She made him a hot dog, and he ate it, though the toilet seat made it kinda hard to eat. Then he left, but not before using her toilet. For a very lengthy amount of time.

She finally finished her dog and was about to go to sleep on her pink trailer fold out bed when she was blown to pieces by a machine gun.

Yes, Violent Suze, Ghostly Cee Cee, bearded Adam and his adopted Son Harry had come and killed Kelly. Adam cut of all her hair and used it as hair extensions for his beard.

They all left without a word.

Jesse de Silva was in hiding, planning ways to destroy Suze and end her rampage of Destruction. She'd been farting, killing, and eating everything in sight, along with her evil accomplices. He had to stop her, before she destroyed Donald Trump, or, even worse, Rod Stewart. (A/N: Lol, I'm obsessed with those two. I think they were separated at birth.) She'd already murdered Paris Hilton, but Jesse didn't really blame her for that. No-one did.

Meanwhile, Debbie Mancuso had grown large wort on her forehead. It was icky. She didn't like it. So she cut it off, and then bled to death. Father Dom found her and fed her to his turkeys… those loatheful turkeys ….

Anyway, the author of this story had writers block and couldn't think of anything else to write and decided to put this story on Hiatus. Maybe more reviews Wink Wink Nudge Nudge might inspire her to write further. No, I'm only kidding. I've used up all the characters by now, cos most of them are dead. I could bring them back to life, but that's a bit Cliché, don't you think? At least for this story.

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