Hey everyone! Sorry for no update for a while…I've been super tired, what with my sister's sweet sixteen and all my school crap. I'M SORRY, OK? (Runs into a corner and cries) Anyway, thank you all those who reviewed, now lets begin.

Scribble: I don't even get an introduction anymore! She hates me! We own no animes. We wish we owned something…we'd be rich.

Notepads and Fan Girls

Vash the Stampede came in to find the two authoresses sitting impatiently. "I thought you two were helping anime characters."

"We are," Lynn said.

"Well…?"

"We forgot our note pads, ok?" Kate said impatiently. "We're waiting for our muses to bring them."

About 20 seconds later, a puppy with yellow fur and three fairies came in.

"Alright, thanks guys!" said Lynn to the fairies, reaching out for her notepad.

"We said we'd bring it, we never said we'd give it to you!" one fairy snapped.

"Catch us if you can!" another taunted as they started passing the notepad around the room.

"Thanks for bringing my notepad, Scribble," said Kate, reaching to get her notepad, only to find it was covered with dog slobber. "Uh…."

Scribble scowled. "Don't you even complain! I had to carry it with my mouth! Let's see you do that and keep it dry!"

"Well, ok, now that the puppy muse brought me my notepad, let's bring in the first one, Kurama!"

Lynn, who was still "playing monkey in the middle" said, "He's the one with green eyes and long red hair."

Vash went out and brought him in. Kurama looked confused. "Why am I here?" he asked.

"For therapy!" Kate cried. Noticing Lynn STILL didn't get her notepad back, she continued, "You were once a demon but was shot by the Riekai hunters. You became a human, you had to fight a demon who tried to pretend he was your old partner, you almost got killed in the Dark Tournament a couple of times, you had to kill that little kid and…."

Kate never finished, because a rabid group of Kurama fan girls broke down the door and cornered him screaming, "WE LOVE YOU KURAMA!"

"That too," Lynn added.

"He's quite popular," Vash observed.

"Well, he's Kurama! He's awesome!" Kate explained.

"Yes, we are Kurama fan girls as well," Lynn revealed.

"But I thought you said you had boyfriends?"

Kate rolled her eyes. "Lynn said FAN GIRLS, not GROUPIES. Big difference. We like Kurama, but only because he's a totally cool character."

"Alright, all of you, OUT!" Lynn yelled. All the Kurama fan girls were shoved out the door. Then the two went over to Kurama, who was about to go into a fetal position by this point and hugged him.

(A/N: Sorry for making Kurama go a little crazy over that. Then again, if I had fan boys backing me into a corner, I'd be like that…but I'm not Kurama…whatever.)

About three hours later, Vash asked, "Don't you have others to do?"

The two girls sadly let Kurama go. "Take care Kurama. You'll have to come back though; we need you for other sessions!" A very confused Kurama left.

"Fan girls," Vash muttered.

"Anyway, next up is Kenshin!" Lynn cried.

"Who's he?" Vash asked.

"He's the one with long red hair and a reverse blade sword," Lynn described.

Vash went out and got Kenshin to join, who just said, "Oro?" in his usual confused voice.

"Hi Kenshin! We're here to help you with your problems!" Kate cried.

Lynn managed to get her note pad back for a short time. "So far, you were a horrible man killer, but vowed never to kill again, you had to see your fiancée killed, and your closest friend in the revolution betrayed you." Then her notepad was yanked away by the fairies again.

(A/N: For those of you who haven't seen Samurai X, sorry! Those are major spoilers! It has KENSHIN! GO WATCH IT!)

Kenshin looked down sadly. Both girls cried "Aw!" and went over to hug him.

Vash started crying too. "Why did you I have to kill you Legato? Why?"

The girls thought. What could help Kenshin feel better? Beating people up wouldn't help. They could bring Tomoe back to life, but then he wouldn't like Kauro anymore, and Kate thought that would screw everything up. So in the end Kate just decided to bring Kauro in and that helped Kenshin feel better, and Lynn said, "Now remember, you have a new life now, a life of a just and honest man, not to kill, but to protect. You can't live in the past anymore. It will only shape your future if you let it. Sometimes the best thing to do is just to move on. Always remember your vow, and you'll always be happy." With that, the two of them left.

Vash hugged her. "Oh, Lynn, you also solved his problems with what might actually be considered therapy! I'm so proud of you!"

"Get off me you loser!" she yelled, kicking him into the stratosphere. As soon as he landed back on earth he started to cry again.

"I think we're going to need to give him ANOTHER session," Kate mumbled.

"Last for today is Teen Titan Raven!" Kate called.

"Teen Titans is an anime?" Lynn asked.

"Not exactly, but since I wanted them here, now they are. Besides, they do have several similar anime qualities. Vash, Raven is the one in the cloak with the jewel on her forehead."

Vash saw the girl immediate. "Did they put that in with a hole in your head too?" he asked.

Raven glared, energy glowing out of her. "If you dare try to make a scene like the one before with the Silver claimer, I swear I will make your life a living nightmare."

Vash recoiled. "Ok, ok! I won't! I just came to say they want you in now!"

Raven walked into the room. Welcome to therapy Raven!" Lynn cried.

"What?" asked Raven, her eye twitching?

"Well," Kate pulled out her notepad, "you had issues with your dad, you were made into a bunny by Mumbo, you were betrayed by Malchior, and you were hunted and traumatized by Slade."

"You poor thing!" Vash cried starting to cry again. The girls went to hug her, but she gave them a death glare, so they declined from that.

"I know how to make you feel better!" Lynn cried. She went over to the computer, and Slade appeared.

"What? Where am I?" he asked.

"In our anime therapy clinic!" Kate cried.

Lynn looked up at Raven. "He's completely immobilized and he can't do the fire thing now."

"So beat him up!" Kate encouraged.

Raven used her powers to do just that.

"Well Raven, hope you feel better," said Kate as Slade disappeared.

"A little. Thanks guys."

"No problem," they said as she left.

Kate said, "Well folks, another chapter draws to a close. We're both sorry for the long time for an update, so we'll try to post the next chapter sooner.

Lynn nodded. "Until then, we hope you enjoy, and please leave a review telling us how much you liked it for if we spelled something wrong. We're sorry for that! Till then, Ja ne!"

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