One fine, sunny day, every single character who previousely died MAGICALLY came to life.
In McDonalds.
Jesse, who, at the time was buying a Happy Meal.
The lady at the counter mumbled something incoherent to the surrounding customers, stimulating Jesse's sudden outburst of emotion –
'Why aren't they're any 'My Pretty Pony' toys left? Why? WHY, WHY, WHY?"
The lady at the counter, again, mumbled something incoherent, causing jesse's face to go pale with rage.
'I'LL SUE! I'L SUE YOU ALL, DAMMIT. EVEN IF I HAVE TO HIRE SLATER TO BE MY LAWYER!"
Paul popped his head from around the corner,
"Technically, I'm only seventeen. I haven't even been to- "
Jesse started wailing. And crying. He curled up in the middle of the floor and started shrieking….
Oh, the inhumanity of it all. If only they'd given him his My Little Pony toy.
However, as afore mentioned, Susannah and any other previousely deceased characters had – MAGICALLY – been revived.
So Suze saw the whole scene, and was, like,
'Omg! Jesse!"
And Jesse said, like,
'Omg! Susannah!"
Susannah rushed over to him and they made out on the floor. Customers began stepping over them to order.
Draco Malfoy and CeeCee started making out again.
Dumbledore and Doctor Slaski ran away to have their dirty way with each other.
Paul cried.
Voldemort went to the nearest super market and back so he bought some tampons. Then he ate some spaghetti.
Everyone thought that was really weird.
"LIKE, HELLO. Spaghetti, is like SO rank," Jesse blatantly pointed out.
Then he and Suze began making out again.
Voldie say Paul crying and began to rub his back,
'Are you okay, darling? Do you have menstrual pains too?"
Paul blinked.
'Stop touching me you bald freak."
He then went and punched Jesse.
Jesse stood up and punched him back.
ALL OF A SUDDEN – Father Dom burst in with a new batch of turkeys. They ate Jesse to death.
"Excellent… Excellent.. " Father Dom whispered to himself.
Paul and Suze started making out.
Adam married Voldemort.
Everyone was happy.
Except for Kelly, who had been reincarnated as a monkey. With a red bum.
"Eeeewww…. Does this mean I'm like, really horny?"
She shut up quickly as one of Father Doms turkeys began shaking it's bum in her direction. She giggled, and they found a motel.
The author begins to vomit.
And this Chapter was lame and short. Yay!