Scribble: Hey everybody, this is the puppy muse, Scribble, who is typing right now for titangirl161 since she is doing the happy dance, which she does when she gets a lot of good reviews. I'll say for her, thanks to all the nice reviewers who inspire her and she greatly appreciates all of it. So does What2callmyself, I'm sure. One note before we begin…one reviewer asked us to put the cast of Fruit Baskets in…I'm sorry to say we can't do that, for the reason…WE HAVE NO CLUE WHO THEY ARE! We know the basic story, but have never read it, and know none of the characters. The reason for that is because this dancing fool over here wastes all her money on Rave Master mangas!

Me: I LIKE RAVE MASTER!

Scribble: YOU'RE OBSESSED!

Me: (throws a manga at him)

Scribble: (ducks) Anyway, we apologize, but we cannot do that. We also are so confused…why is it called Rave Master here and Groove Adventure Rave elsewhere? We are forever confused.

Me: Pretty much. I'll resume typing now. Scribble, do the disclaimer and let's begin.

Scribble: I get an intro again! Nice! We own nothing, not even half the mangas we have. They belong to the library.

Me: AND I'LL BE DAMNED IF I EVER GIVE THEM BACK!

Fun with Tapes

Kate and Lynn were going through video tapes when Vash entered the room. "What're you two doing?" he asked.

"We're getting ready for our next session," Lynn explained.

"And first we are calling in Hiei!" Kate cried. "He's the short one in black with a white stripe in his hair."

Vash quickly found Hiei. "Hey, did you dye that white, because it's kind of cool."

"Hn," was the only answer Hiei would give.

Vash pushed the stubborn Hiei into the room. "Hi Hiei, and welcome to therapy!" Kate cried.

"Therapy?" he asked, eyes twitching slightly.

Lynn pulled out her trusty notepad. "You probably have the most messed up life ever. Your mother abandoned you when you were just a baby, you lived with thieves, but they deserted you out of fear, you had the horrible operation when you had the Jagan Eye implanted, you couldn't tell Yukina she was your sister, and your angry and bitter the whole series."

"And that's not the half of it!" Kate cried, popping a video tape into the VCR. In it, it showed…teletubbies?

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Hiei screamed, running and hiding behind a chair.

Lynn just stared, but Kate cried, "SEE? I TOLD YOU TELETUBBIES WERE SCARY! AND EVEN HIEI FEARS THEM!" She turned the tape off.

Hiei looked up. "Those things are evil incarnated. I WILL NOW GO BURN THEM TO DEATH!" With that said, he ran out to get to the teletubbies studio.

"Wait, we didn't get to finish!" Lynn cried. "Oh, well, we'll just have to bring him in again."

(A/N: We must give credit to anonymous author Michael for this idea…THANK YOU! Now on with the story!)

"Well, now let's bring in Nicholas D. Wolfwood!" Kate cried.

"If I have to describe him to you, you must have some serious mental problems, Vash," Lynn told him.

"I KNOW who Wolfwood is!" Vash cried, going out and dragging a protesting Wolfwood into the room.

"What the bleep am I here for?" he asked.

"STOP CURSING IN MY STORY!" Kate screamed as she grew about ten feet taller and started bursting out in flames.

"Sorry!" Wolfwood apologized in a tiny voice.

"We forgive you. And you're here for therapy!" Lynn declared.

Kate pulled out her notepad. "You shot your father when you were little and were raised by the insane Chapel guy as I call him, you were 'hired' in a sense to kill Vash, but you decided not to, as you were shot and killed for it."

"Plus, we have this nice tape!" Lynn pulled out another tape. It was a very sad tape, showing how Wolfwood's father had shot his mother, and abused or neglect Wolfwood. By the end of it, Wolfwood was trying hard not to cry, both girls were crying a little, and Vash was wailing.

"That's…so sad," Kate sniffled.

"Yes, it's horrible," Lynn agreed, wiping her eyes with a tissue.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WOLFWOOD, I HAD NO IDEA!" Vash wailed crying profusely as the girls got up and hugged Wolfwood.

(A/N: I have no idea what really happed in Wolfwood's past, all I know is he shot his father. I'm sorry if I'm wrong! Ooh, I used a big word: profusely. Go me!")

"Well, I think I know how to make you feel a little better." Kate decided. She went over to the computer and made Legato appear. "Legato made the guy shoot you, so you can now feel free to beat him up! I took his mind controlling powers away."

"You little-" Legato didn't finish because Wolfwood promptly started beating him. Vash just groaned. He stopped as Legato passed out and smiled. "Wow that did make me feel better."

"You can come back any time!" they cried as he left. "Our last victim…I mean patient…for today is Rave Master Haru!" Kate announced.

As soon as she said this, a small yellow puppy ran into the room pointing at her and screaming, "I TOLD YOU SHE WAS OBSESSED!" which prompted Kate to throw a manga at him. The corner hit his head and he fell over unconscious.

"Vash, please go get the boy with silver hair and a huge sword," Kate said, a little too sweetly. Vash was slightly scared now and quickly went to do as she asked. Soon Haru had joined the girls and Vash in the room.

"Um, hi?" he asked.

"Hi Haru! Welcome to therapy!"

"Therapy?"

"Yes!" Lynn cried, pulling out her notepad. "Um…hm, you seem to have a better history than the rest. Your dad disappeared for years, but you met him again. He died to protect you, which was sad. You also had to watch Elie get kissed by that creep the blonde demon. And your mom died when you were little."

"But that's not all!" Kate cried, pulling out another horrible videotape. In this one, it showed many embarrassing moments, like Haru singing karaoke, fishing and then getting pulled under water by a fish, and Nakajima sneezing on Haru and covering him with weird-creature germs.

(A/N: I have no idea WHAT Nakajima is. He appears in the manga a lot more than he appears in the anime…sad…I really like Nakajima….)

Haru looked mortified and sad by the end of that, so, in the usual way, both girls went over and hugged him.

"I know what will help!" Kate cried. She went over to the computer and a few seconds later, Gale Glory was alive again.

"What? How did I get here?" Gale asked.

"DAD! YOU'RE ALIVE!" Haru cried happily.

They said goodbye to the girls, thanked them for bringing Gale back and left. Lynn smiled. "All's well that ends well."

"I wouldn't be so sure," Vash said as he turned on the TV. The reporter said, "In other news, a strange small man with black hair and a bandana broke in to the studio where teletubbies was being recorded and burned the actors to a crisp. It is not known who this man was, or what he had against the beloved children's show stars. That is all."

Kate gave an embarrassed smile. "Well, that's all for now folks. Don't forget to review and tell us what you think. Thanks to all the people who have already done so!"

Lynn added, "Also, if you have any ideas you would like to give us, we would be quite grateful and try to get them in. Until next time, Ja ne!"

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