Well, it's 8:45, it feels like 2, and I'm drinking Pepsi to stay awake, typing on my computer that really isn't even mine. WHY? Actually, I have no idea. You're all very lucky people. Let's begin this mess right away. Scribble? (Looks around) Hey, where is my puppy-muse?

Scribble: (falls down the stairs) I'm here! We own no anime. If we did, there would be multiple crossovers, daily fighting; Knives and Hao would team up for world domination, and a lot of other weird stuff would happen.

Oars, Ears, and Bad! (Guess who this chapter is about!)

Kate and Lynn were busily going through their notepads when Vash came in. "Hey, what are you girls doing?"

"We're trying to decide who goes today. First up, we figure, is Botan!" Kate declared.

"She's the one with the oar," Lynn described.

Vash went out and found the blue haired girl with the oar. "Hey, what's this for? I don't see a boat anywhere," Vash mused, pulling the oar out of her hand.

"Hey! Don't play with that, it's not a toy! Give it back!"

Without warning, the oar flew up in the air with Vash still holding it. "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! This is so much fun!"

"WHAT'RE YOU DOING?" Botan shrieked.

Inside, the two girls decided they didn't want to know what exactly was happening in there. "Urg…" Lynn moaned.

"Why did we bring him here in the first place?" Kate asked.

"Because he's big and somewhat imposing and he would be able to drag them in…wait a minute! Why are you asking me? YOU'RE the one typing! It's your fault! You tell me!"

"Looking back, I have no idea. I think it was because I got the full set of Trigun for Christmas and had finally finished it all just before I started to type so he was still on my mind at that time. There's no other explanation." Kate tried to explain.

Finally Vash's fun ended when he crashed into a wall. He was too dazed, but Botan went over, grabbed her oar and went into the room herself.

"May I ask why I'm here?" she asked in her usual chipper voice.

"You're here because although you don't have a messed up life, you're way too happy, and that's not healthy. You must need some therapy."

"Therapy? I really don't think I need it."

"Well, there is that instance with the orb-ish thing in you that I don't remember much about, but it was in the movie and that guy was after you-"

No sooner had she mentioned the orb, Botan started to cry hysterically. Both girls felt awful and went to hug her to comfort her. When they finished, Kate said, "I know what to do!" She went to the computer, and the netherworld ruler appeared.

"Where the bleep am I?"

Kate picked up a chair, went over, and whacked him in the head with it screaming, "NO CURSING IN MY STORY!"

"See, Botan, that's the guy who tried to kill you, now he's frozen you can beat him to death if u wants to," Lynn told her.

Botan gave an evil smile (whoa! That's something you wouldn't expect from her….) and began to do just as Lynn suggested. When she finished, the ruler disappeared, and she smiled. "Thanks guys. I feel much better now!"

"You're welcome!" both girls exclaimed as she left. "Our next one up is Inuyasha!"

"He's the one with the ears," Kate explained.

Vash, who was awake by now, went over to Inuyasha and his eyes popped. "Wow, you have dog ears! Those are so cool!" As soon as he finished, he grabbed Inuyasha's ears and began rubbing them.

"Let go of my ears!"

Vash, just bring him in!" Lynn called. As soon as he did, Kate cried. "Oh! His eyes are gold! They're so pretty!"

"Yeah! And he has such cute ears!" Lynn cried and both girls ran over and started rubbing his ears chanting, "Ears, ears, ears!" and Vash even came back into the room to rub his ears some more.

"WHAT IS WRONG WITH ALL YOU PEOPLE?"

Everybody stopped for a moment. "Well, welcome to therapy, Inuyasha." Pulling out her notepad, she added, "Your mom was killed when you were very young, you were never accepted because you were a hanyou, people and demons hate you, Kikyo and you were tricked into believing you betrayed each other, you were nailed to a tree for 50 years, Kagome helped you, Kikyo was brought back to life, and now you can't choose between the two of them. Oh yeah, and you turn into a human every new moon."

Inuyasha looked sad, so both girls went over and hugged him while Vash started crying, yelling, "Why did you have to die, Rem? WHY?"

"Well, how can we make you feel better?" asked Lynn.

"I know! Let's kill Kikyo! That way he won't have to choose between them anymore!" Kate suggested.

(A/N: For you Kikyo fans, I gave you all a warning in the summary, so I won't accept flames for bashing Kikyo. To everyone else, I'm sorry, I just really hate Kikyo. As Dream said in the Sandman: "It is unfit for the dead to walk among the living." And no, I don't own the Sandman either.)

"NO! Don't you dare?" Inuyasha cried.

"Fine. We'll kill Kagome then," Lynn suggested with a smirk.

"NO!"

"See? It's not good to be obsessed with two girls at one time." Kate told him.

"Well, I have a solution that will please everybody," Lynn declared, and with a few clicks of the keyboard, Inuyasha's mother was alive again. The two of them left, looking very happy.

"AW!" Lynn cried. "See how happy he is?"

"I still say we should've killed Kikyo," Kate muttered. "Well, anyway, for the last one, let's bring up Sanoske! He has the most messed up life."

"Actually, Hiei has the most messed up life."

"Out of the Kenshin people!"

"Kenshin has the most messed up life!"

"Whatever! They all have messed up lives! He does too! Let's just leave it at that!"

"Ok, Vash, he's the one with the white coat that says 'Bad!' on it." Lynn described. Vash didn't move. "Vash?"

"I can't! He's scary! He's bad, just like the coat says!"

"Just go get him, you scaredy-cat!" Kate taunted. Vash whimpered, but went out and shoved Sanoske in the room, running then to hide in the corner.

"Huh? Why am I here?"

"Everyone asks that, and we always have the same answer: therapy."

Kate nodded and pulled out her notepad. "You were in that group when you were young; your leader died but saved you, and now you always wear that shirt that says bad on it."

Sanoske looked kind of upset, so both girls went over and hugged him (which was hard because he's pretty tall). They also decided how to make him feel better, and brought his old leader back to life.

"Thanks you two," Sanoske thanked them as he left.

"No problem," Kate said. "Well, that's all for today. All your reviews are very much appreciated so thank you reviewers!"

Lynn added, "It also helps to tell us what you think, so please leave reviews! And to the one authoress who volunteered to send us Fruit baskets bios, thank you very much! Just go to titangril161's email…it will be there! Thanks a bunch, and until next time, Ja!"

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