Hello everybody! I'm once again back to give you all another wonderful chapter! I must give my sincere thanks to the author (esses) who gave me bios or where to find them. This chapter will be extra long to fit them in. And maybe after another two chapters, I'm going to have VILLIAN THERAPY! Yes, the villains in anime had to start somewhere, so I'm going to do their horrible lives very soon! Now Scribble will do the disclaimer and we'll begin.

Scribble: We do not own anything. Whatever gave you the idea that we did? We've told you about five times by now!

Bring Your Muse to Therapy Day!

Vash entered the room to see Kate hurling books at a small yellow puppy, and Lynn chasing three fairies around the room. "Uh…do I want to know?"

"We decided to make a holiday called bring your muse to work day, so we brought them to the clinic," Kate explained. "But they only cause trouble! Scribble keeps taunting me because I like Rave Master and Yu Yu Hakusho and the fairies keep stealing Lynn's notepad."

"Well, let's go on anyway. Our first victim- err, patient- is Keiko!" Lynn declared.

"She's the one with brown hair and the blue uniform," Kate told Vash.

Vash went in and found her, and pulled her into the room. "Um, what am I doing here?" she asked.

"You're here for therapy!" Kate told her.

"I don't need therapy!"

"Well, we think you do!"

Lynn pulled her notepad away from the fairies. "Well, actually, your life wasn't too bad. You just had to go through that whole thing when Yusuke died, then got jealous when you thought he liked Botan, and also had to sit through the Dark Tournament and watch him get beat up. Plus he rarely tells you about the cases, you usually find out from someone else."

"Hey, you're right! ARGH! THAT JERK! I'M GOING TO KILL HIM!" Keiko ran out before they could say a word.

"That was…" Lynn started.

"Memorable." Kate finished.

(A/N: Hee! That was a quote from Johnny the Homicidal Maniac- and no, I don't own that either. sniff sob)

"Anyway, next up is Chibodee Crocket from Gundam!" Kate declared. "He has blue hair and green eyes."

Vash went into the other room and dragged him into the room. "Where am I?"

"You're here, for therapy!" Lynn cried. She pulled out her notepad. "Your parents were killed by guys dressed up as clowns, and you became a street fighter. Now you're a Gundam fighter. You also developed a fear of clowns from the incident."

He looked sad, so the girls went over and hugged him and, to make him feel better, they brought his parents back to life! "Thanks, you two," he thanked them.

(A/N: I really know very little about the show, so these will be short. I'M SORRY! By the way, I got bios for them, but I'm saving the Fruits Basket cast for later…you'll see why!)

"You're very welcome! Next is Domon Kasshu!" Kate cried. "He has brown hair and eyes."

Vash pulled him into the room, and he looked surprised as well. "Uh…why am I here?"

"Because you need therapy!" Lynn cried. She looked at her notepad again. "You were taken from your parents at a young age to train, and then your father was put into stasis, something about the government. Whatever. You also have a huge crush on this girl, Rain."

He looked at little sad, but when the girls went to comfort him, he gave them a death look and they backed off. Ok, he was a little cranky today! Maybe because everyone was cranky either during the session or when they were brought in….

"Well, how should we help him?" Kate asked.

The two girls deliberated while Domon looked at Vash and Vash just shrugged. Finally, unable to come to an agreement, they just brought Rain into the studio, and she and Domon walked out together. Although Domon didn't say a word, he looked very happy, so that was enough.

"Ok! Next up is Yoh!"

"He's the one with brown hair and headphones," Lynn told Vash.

Vash found him in the other room, asleep, and dragged him back to the girls. "Hm?" he asked, waking up.

"Hi Yoh! You don't actually have a bad life, but your still here for therapy. T he only thing bad in your life is your psychotic twin who is trying to kill you. Plus there is a girl who love you, but you were already engaged to Anna," Kate said while looking at her notepad.

Yoh looked a little down, so the so girls went over and hugged him. "Alright, now what would make you feel better?" Lynn asked.

"We should make Lyserg joined the team again!" Kate suggested. "But that makes a problem…where would Choco go?"

"How about we kill Hao?" Lynn suggested.

"NO! It's his brother!"

The girls couldn't decide what to do, so Kate told Yoh, "I know things are hard sometimes, but you can't ever give up. Always stand firm in what you believe in, and don't give up on your dreams. A wise person once said 'Everyone experiences sorrow and those who haven't must be very shallow people'. And don't worry about Hao- he may be evil and bent on killing all people, but I know you're different, and you can make things right!" Yoh looked a little happier as he left.

(A/N: For those who don't know, that's what Hiei told Kurama in the Poltergeist Report. It's close to it, at least! I'm trying!)

"YOU DIDN'T USE VIOLENCE! I'M SO PROUD! THERE IS HOPE FOR YOU KATE!" Vash screamed, hugging her, and she just kicked him away.

"Ok! Next up is Elie!"

"She's the one with the Tonfa blasters and brown hair." Lynn told him, and just as she did, the fairies swooped down and stole her notepad again.

"Of course Elie is here! With Rave Master obsessed over here!" Scribble taunted. Kate threw a Rave Master manga at him.

Vash went over to Elie and looked at her weapons. "Wow, these are small! Do you really fight with these?" he asked.

"Be careful! Don't-"

Elie never finished because Vash accidentally pulled the triggers and made a huge hole in the wall.

"VASH!" Both Kate and Lynn screamed simultaneously as all the anime people ran out through the hole. He managed to grab Elie before she escaped, and dragged her back. Seeing the death looks the authoresses were giving him, he smiled and said, "Hey, at least I got Elie!" Then he bolted.

"Uh, why am I here again?" she asked.

"For therapy! Let's see, you have no memory, you have the power of eitherion, and Seig Hart tried to kill you," Kate said.

Elie started to cry as she remembers that, and the two girls hugged her. "Now, I know how to make you feel better!" Kate said. She went to type in the computer and Julius of the Oracian Six appeared. "You fought him before and he tried to kill you and Griff. Now you can beat him up for it!"

Elie did just that-including shooting him with her blasters- until he lost consciousness, then kicked him once more for good measure while he was unconscious. Then she smiled. "Thanks you two! I feel better now!" The authoresses said "You're welcome!' and she left.

Kate sighed. "Well, now all our patients ran away and there a huge hole that needs fixing, not to mention Vash ran off, so I may not type for a while. There is other story's plaguing my existence, and I'll explode if I don't write them."

Lynn nodded. "But don't give up hope! The next update will take a while, but we will return with more stupidity and therapy for our hapless patients. And as always, please R&R! Until next time, Ja!"

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