Well, it took forever, but I am finally back. Between three other stories, college stuff and midterms, how do I find time? Honestly, I have no idea. And here's a fun fact: I HAVE A MAJOR HEADACHE RIGHT NOW! WHY AM I EVEN WRITING AT ALL? Ok, I'm done ranting. Let's just do this.

Scribble: Forgive her; she's having a bad time. We own no animes. We are so poor, we cannot even buy the next Rave Master manga when it comes out.

Titans and 'Holy People'- or Something Close

Lynn sighed. "I'm bored."

"Me too," Vash added.

Kate smacked him. "Don't even complain! It's your entire fault anyway! If you hadn't played around and blew a huge hole through the wall, we'd still have patients!"

"With this help you say they need, they don't seem to want it."

Lynn rolled her eyes. "Duh! People only ask for what they want, rarely for what they need."

"Wait a second!" Kate cried jumping up. "What if I typed in the hole to be fixed and typed for the patients to be back?"

"We can try," Lynn told her.

Lynn went over to the computer and started typing. In seconds, the hole was fixed and people were back.

"Yeah! You did it!" Kate cried. "First up for today is Teen Titan Cyborg!"

"He's the guy with the red eye," Lynn told Vash. Vash found it incredibly hard to drag him into the room, even though Cyborg wasn't struggling. "Uh, am I here for a reason?" he asked.

"You're here for therapy!" Lynn pulled out her notepad. "You were in a horrible accident and had to rebuild yourself from metal, you were beat miserably by Brother Blood, well, in the beginning, and you must have some major inferiority complex, because you always have this weird need to be so much better than Robin."

Cyborg looked down so the two girls hugged him. Meanwhile, Vash was scratching his head, wondering what an inferiority complex was.

"I can help you feel better!" Kate declared, and ran over to the computer to type. Immediately, Brother Blood appeared. "Now you can beat him up, Cyborg!"

Cyborg decided to torture him first, by shaving off his remaining hair ("NOOOOOOOOOO! MY HAIR!" he wailed). Then Cyborg punched his face in several times before finally stopping.

Lynn whispered something to Kate and Kate's eyes widened. "Oh! I almost forgot! I have one more surprise for you!" She went over to her computer and soon Sarasim appeared.

(A/N: For those who don't know, Sarasim was the girl Cyborg met when he was sent into the past. At the end he was ripped from the battle just towards the end of it, and Cyborg, who promised to help Sarasim and her tribe win, got depressed. However, Raven showed him a picture from a book, and it showed Sarasim winning the battle, so he felt better)

"SARASIM!" an ecstatic Cyborg yelled.

"Where am I?"

"You're in the future! Come with me, I'll show you around a bit!"

"Ok!" Sarasim agreed, and the two left together.

"AWWWWWWWWW! How romantic!" both girls sighed. Vash had also started crying and Lynn sighed. "Yes, yes, we all know it's so sweet."

"NO! IT'S NOT THAT! WHY DON'T MERYL AND I EVER DO THAT?" he wailed. Both girls did the classic 'anime fall'.

(A/N: Kids, do not try this at home! SERIOUSLY, DON'T! IT REALLY HURTS!)

"Well, next up is Teen Titan Starfire!" Lynn told the audience- and Vash as well.

"She has long red hair and green eyes," Kate told him. Vash dragged her in without a problem, even though she was floating a few inches off the ground. "Please, explain to me why I am here?"

"You are here for therapy," Kate said, pulling out her notepad. "Basically, you're too happy, and that's unhealthy. Plus you have some weird problem with your sister-"

As soon as she said the word sister, Starfire broke out into tears. Both girls hugged and Vash cried too, knowing about evil siblings.

The girls couldn't decide how to make her happy. They wanted her to beat up on Blackfire, but figured she was too nice to, so they make her beat up Kitty instead. She left looking pretty happy.

(A/N: Another fun fact: Due to the miracles of modern medicine, my headache is gone! Hooray!)

"Next up is Kagome!" Kate said.

"She's the girl in the uniform," Lynn told Vash. Vash went out and dragged her in.

"Um, you guys think I need therapy?"

Both girls stared in wonder. Most people were so stupid; they asked why they were there. This girl must be a genius! Or maybe she actually read the sign outside that said in huge letters 'Anime Therapy Clinic'.

"Well, we do," Lynn said as she opened her notepad. "You are the reincarnation of a priestess so you have some powers yourself, you had the jewel inside you, but then you broke it, you're always being attacked by Naraku, and you and Kikyo have this battle over Inuyasha's heart."

"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" Kate growled.

"What's with her?" Vash asked.

"She hates Kikyo. I don't like her much myself, but at least I can hear her name without foaming at the mouth," Lynn explained.

(A/N: I HATE KIKYO! Just in case you couldn't figure it out! By the way, I WILL NOT ACCEPT FLAMES FOR KIKYO BASHINGS! YOU WERE WARNED PREVIOUSLY AND NOW YOU ARE WARNED AGAIN! Thank you. Now back to the story.)

Kate immediately went to her computer and before anyone could say anything, Kikyo appeared. "Here's your chance Kagome! Now BEAT HER UP!" Kagome did just that. She had a huge smile by the time she finished. "Thanks. I think I needed that!"

"No problem!" Kate said with a satisfied smile as Kagome left. Lynn could only stare at her friend for a second then regained her composure. "Right. Anyway, last on our list is Miroku!"

"He's the monk with the beads on his hand," Kate told Vash.

Vash went over to him. "What're these for?" he asked, pointing to the beads. He started to pull at them.

"VASH, DON'T!" they screamed.

Too late. The wind tunnel opened up and started to suck in the clinic. Vash fell to the ground. "I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF!"

Luckily Miroku closed it with the rosary beads before the whole clinic got sucked up. He whacked Vash on the head and went in.

"So, what is this therapy?" he asked.

Wonders never cease! Lynn and Kate were amazed. People actually read these days!

"Well," Kate began as she opened her notepad. "You had the wind tunnel in your hand and it will suck you up if you don't kill Naraku, you can't use it around Naraku's insects, or they will poison you, and you have a huge problem because you always grope women!"

He looked a little depressed, but the girls were too afraid to go anywhere near him. So Kate went right to her computer and typed so Naraku appeared.

"Now you can beat him up!" Lynn told him. Miroku did just that. "Thank you, ladies. I feel much better," he said as he left.

Kate smiled. "Well, that's all for now. The next chapter will contain a special ninja therapy for a few ninjas from Naruto. After that we'll start Villain Therapy!"

Lynn nodded. "But although the next chapter will be up soon, the Villain therapy may take a while, so please be patient! Until next time, Ja ne!

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