Ok all; first, I must give you all a HUGE apology- due to a quarterly, college papers, guidance, clubs, homework, and a PLAY I have to write for a class, I may not update for a while. If any of you have ever had to get college stuff, I hope you understand my pain and frustration. For the rest of you- LUCKY YOU! But I can't update for a while, however, I will update…eventually. I'M TRYING, OK? Anyway, my muse will give a disclaimer and we will begin.

Scribble: We own nothing, because this person is so lazy, she only buys Rave Master mangas.

Me: I buy YYH ones too!

Scribble: Yeah, but Rave Master is your favorite!

Me: No, YYH is!

Scribble: LIAR!

Me: If I liked Rave master so much, why is this story under YYH?

Scribble:…..good point.

Me: Sigh. Anyway, I'll be at ICON next week if I can ever get in touch with my friend, who will hopefully get me a ticket so I must pay her back…so I'll be gone, which is bad because I have so much crap to do, but that's besides the point. IT'S ALL FOR THE ANIME! And this is a special chapter for ninjas- I've become recently addicted to Naruto, which would be the fault of my boyfriend…although I really like it…so here's one for all you Naruto fans!

Ninja Day!

The two therapists smiled, ready to get to villain therapy after they finished with the ninjas. Kate smiled. "I can't wait to give some of those villain therapy- they need it!"

Lynn nodded. "First we have three more though!"

"Right! First up is Naruto!" Kate declared.

"He's the small kid id orange with blonde hair," Lynn told Vash, who had been happily sleeping until now. Vash wasn't happy at being woken up, and started whining.

"Why do I always have to do this? Why can't you to do it?"

Lynn smacked him on the head. "YOU do it NOW! We didn't give you this job so you can sleep!"

"I didn't even ask for the job!" Vash protested.

"NOW!" Lynn yelled, booting him into the adjoining room. Vash, still whining, grabbed Naruto and dragged him in.

Naruto was confused. "Why am I here?" he asked.

"You need therapy!" Lynn told him.

"I do?"

"Yes you do," Kate clarified as she pulled out her infamous notepad of DOOM! "You have the spirit of a demon fox inside you, and no one likes you because of that so you want to be a hokage so you'll get some respect. You have a hopeless crush on Sakura, but she's really mean to you, and you always try to get attention because no one would ever like you."

Naruto had tears in his eyes, so the two girls went over and hugged him, while Vash started to cry. "THAT'S SO UNFAIR! WHY ARE PEOPLE SO MEAN?"

To make him feel better, the two girls decided to try an exorcism, but Naruto refused. "It's him who makes me all the more powerful."

"Then what would you want us to do?"

Naruto thought a moment. "Um…how about get me a big bowl of ramen?"

The two girls smiled. Ramen! Of course! "Sure!" they said, and got him a huge bowl of ramen, and he managed to thank them before running off while slurping up noodles.

"That's looks so good… now I'm hungry," Kate complained.

Lynn rolled her eyes. "Next up is Sasuke!"

"He has the same headband Naruto had, but has dark hair and eyes," Kate explained. Vash went in and got him.

He didn't say a word, so the girls, a little uncomfortable, decided to just start with the therapy. Lynn got her notepad of DOOM! "Um, you swore to kill your brother because he killed everybody in your town when you were young, and…that's all I can find."

Sasuke looked furious and the girls decided to avoid him for a little. Vash was about to start crying about how Knives killed a whole town of people, but decided against it when he saw the young ninja's face.

To help him feel better, the two girls made his brother appear so he could beat him up. When he was done, he left without a word.

"What just happened here?" Kate asked.

"Um…to be honest, I have no idea," Lynn admitted. "I can't even tell if I made it better or worse."

Kate sighed. "Very well then. Last up on our list is Sakura!"

"She's the only one left!" Lynn said, pointing out to Vash that the room was empty now, save one girl. Vash went over and got her.

"What am I doing here?" she asked.

"Actually…we have no idea," Lynn admitted.

Kate nodded. "Yeah, all we could see wrong with you is that creepy inner Sakura side of yourself and we believe it isn't healthy to have schizophrenia. Plus you have a crush on Sasuke and he doesn't seem to like you much."

"HE WILL LIKE ME! I'LL SHOW YOU!" she screamed and ran out.

"Well, this was one weird day," Lynn commented.

Vash looked into the empty room. "So, are you two girls done with giving those poor anime characters therapy?"

"Of course not!" Kate declared, and in seconds, the room was full again, this time with many anime villains!

"These guys didn't start evil…we think. They need serious therapy too!"

Just then a man with cropped blonde hair entered the room and smiled at Vash. "Hello, dear brother," purred Knives.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Vash screamed, running away from his twin as quickly as he could.

Kate sighed. "Well, it'll take a while to get him back. Anyway, we will not be updating for a while, as we said, but when we return, it'll be for Villain Therapy, so stay tuned!"

Lynn added, "And thanks to all the very nice people who gave us reviews! We love you all! Please R&R, because it gives us the inspiration to write faster. Until next time, Ja!"

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