Ok, everybody, I came back with two messages for you. First off, I'm soooooo sorry for no update in forever, but I have sooo much college crap, I need two shots, and I must work on a play I barely started. This sucks! (Pulls out gun)

Vash Plushie: NOOOOOOO! DON'T DO IT! SUICIDE ISN'T THE ANSWER!

Me: (sticks gun in mouth)

VP: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Me: (Bites off barrel)

VP: O.o

Me: What, you mean you never saw a chocolate gun before?

VP: O.O

Me: Sorry, that idea came from South Park, which I claim no rights over, mainly because I HAVE NO RIGHTS OVER THEM! Back to what I was saying, for these reasons I will not have any time to type before the middle of June. I'm sorry! But have faith! I will come back and bring on this awful work of my anime clinic! So let's get started! Scribble?

Scribble: We don't own it. All we own is the Vash Plushie, which our authoress is currently squeezing to death.

Me: (glomps VP)

VP: HELP! CAN'T…BREATHE….

Scribble: (shudders) I'm so glad I'm not him…

Welcome all Villains!

Kate and Lynn were in the therapy room with Vash, who had pulled over a table and was hiding behind it like a soldier hides in a trench. Both authoresses were quite disgusted, but decided to start anyway.

Kate smiled. "Seeing as you put up with us for so long, we're going to get started on the therapy right now! First up is Toguro from YYH! We wanted Sensui here, but Gatekeeper has him off somewhere in that weird hyper space and we're not that desperate!" She turned to the blonde man. "SO GO GET HIM VASH!"

"NOOOOOOOOO! HE'S SCARY!"

"VASH, GET HIM NOW!" Lynn yelled, kicking him to the door, which wasn't necessary, because he came to the door all by himself. (He's a big boy now! Lol sorry)

"I'm here for therapy?" he asked.

"YES!" Lynn pulled out the notepad. "You were close to Genkai, but then became a demon and killed her, then tried to kill Kuwabara! Then Yusuke killed you."

"I don't deny it," said the huge demon, but he looked very sad. "I really wish I was human again."

That gave Kate an idea. She ran over to the computer and began typing. In seconds, Toguro felt strange, and Kate smiled at him. "There. Since it was what you wanted, I made you human again. I can also shorten your stay in Purgatory if you want."

Toguro smiled with tears in his eyes. "Thanks, but no. I will finish serving my sentence there. But thank you for making me human, for I'll face lesser judgment in 1000 years. Farewell, girls!" He turned and left.

Lynn smiled. "He's not that bad, now that he's not trying to kill anyone."

"He's still scary!" Vash whined.

"YOU'RE JUST A BABY!" Kate yelled, kicking him. "AND NEXT UP IS YOUR BROTHER, KNIVES MILLIONS!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"I've always wondered how you two had different last names but were brothers," Lynn wondered aloud.

"HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?" Vash screamed.

"Shut up and get him!" Lynn yelled.

Knives, however, also walked in all by himself. (What with the villains being all cooperative, and the heroes being so reluctant?) "Yes? My turn?"

Kate was shocked. "Uh yeah." She pulled out her notepad. "Uh, you were all evil and tried to kill all people because you thought they were inferior, which probably came from when that guy on the ship- wasn't he Steve or something?- was abusing you."

"GRRRRRRRRRR!" Knives growled.

"Uh, besides killing the human race, how can we make you feel better?" Lynn asked.

"Can I beat up Steve?" Knives asked.

Kate brought Steve up, and Knives went to beating him when Vash yelled, "NO, KNIVES! DON'T HURT HIM!"

"YOU STAY OUT OF THIS!" Knives yelled. Vash went back into hiding while whimpering, and Knives continued to beat up Steve to a bloody pulp. When he was done, the girls sent him back, and Knives left, looking quite amused.

"Did we help at all?" Kate asked.

"I doubt we can even help ourselves," Lynn said shaking her head. "Our last patient today is Hao, Yoh's brother form Shaman King!"

(A/N: Yes, his name was originally Hao, not Zeke. Damn editors changed it! THEY WILL FEEL MY WRATH! NO ONE MESSES WITH MY SHAMAN KING! NOT EVEN HIROYUKI TAKEI! Oh wait…he made it…never mind then….)

Hao walked in all by himself, and Vash continued to whimper behind the table. "I'm needed here?"

Both girls were still shocked. "Sure," Kate said, looking again at her notepad. "Uh, you were a powerful shaman, but hated people so much you wanted to kill them all and make a world only for shamans, but we don't know why at all. So how can we help?"

"Can you let me beat up my little brother?"

"NO! YOU CAN'T HURT POOR LITTLE YOH!" Kate yelled.

Hao sighed. "Fine. The X-Laws then?"

"OK!" cried Kate, who felt a little bad that Lyserg was there, but that's what he gets for betraying Yoh! So there! She made the X-Laws appear, and Hao started beating all of them, then left, sitting next to Knives in the waiting room. The girls decided to look in, and both cried simultaneously, "STUPID LITTLE BROTHER! HUMANS DESERVE TO DIE!"

They looked at each other in surprise, and then both smiled. "I like how you think, Knives," Hao said.

"And I you," Knives agreed. "We should both make an alliance to take over the world."

"But what about you?" Hao asked.

"I am a plant, not a real human. And since you are a shaman, I suppose I can let you live! We'll teach our little brothers!"

"Good idea!" Hao agreed.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! IT'S THE APOCALYPSE! RUN!" Vash yelled, darted out form the table and running out of the room.

Kate sighed. "Well, now we have to go get him. We won't update until mid-June, but we will be back, so never lose hope!"

Lynn nodded. "And, as always, please review and tell us what you think! We really appreciate it! Until June, Ja ne!"

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