I'm officially off from school! Woot! I'm back, now with now anime villains and insanity! GO INSANITY! WOOT! Anyhow, now that summer has come, I will be able to update more frequently! GO UPDATES! Yes, I am somewhat hyper right now. Well, let's do our disclaimer, then we'll get started. Scribble?

Scribble: We own no animes or characters that we abuse daily…I mean, treat. Now please don't sue us, for we are broke. No, wait…we have five dollars.

Me: REALLY? WE HAVE FIVE WHOLE DOLLARS? WOOT!

An Intruder!

As Lynn and Kate walked into their clinic, they noticed a mysterious stranger! One who wasn't invited! It was…!

"Who's that guy? He's creepy!" Vash whined.

"It's Red X!" Lynn cried.

"Alright! Now's our chance to figure out who he is!" Both girls ran over to pull off the mask and discovered it was no other than…

"ROBIN? WTF?" both screamed.

"Yeah, it's me!"

"But…you're not a villain!" Kate yelled in complete confusion.

(A/N: YEAH CONFUSION! I've spent most of my life in that state!)

"But you didn't put me in the regular therapy, also I figured I'd come in as a villain!"

"But most heroes don't want therapy!" Lynn was also quite confused.

"BUT I WANNA BEAT UP SLADE!"

"…um…ok…." Kate went over to her magic computer and Slade appeared. Robin got an evil grin (which promptly made Vash scream like a little girl and duck behind the table again) and went to beat Slade up, continuing even after his consciousness failed, and both girls had to drag him away from beating him, and shoved him out of the clinic.

"Um…Robin definitely needed some therapy…" Kate figured.

"YOU REALIZE THIS NOW?" Vash screamed.

"Well, I had no idea his Slade obsession was so bad."

"We'll be more careful next time," Lynn agreed.

"Well, up now will be Slade from the Teen Titans," declared Kate. However, seeing that Slade was still an unconscious lump on the floor, they decided to skip him until another day.

"Too bad Robin came and messed that up," Kate grumbled.

"Wait a second! If the Red X suit was stolen how did Robin get it?" Lynn questioned. Both girls stared at each other a long time, and decided it was better to leave that question unanswered.

"Well, up now will be Rando form Yu Yu Hakusho!" Kate called.

The small demon came into the room. "You called?"

"Yup," Lynn declared, pulling out her notepad. "You were against Yusuke in Genkai's tournament, you killed millions of people to learn their techniques and you almost killed Kuwabara."

"What do you want from me? I'm a demon!"

"AAAAAAAAAH! DEMONS ARE SCARY!" Vash screamed.

"Well, Genkai has already given her shock wave power to Yusuke, so how can we help?"

"Can I at least beat Genkai up?"

"Fine, but NO SHRINKINGS!" Kate yelled. Moving over to her computer, she made Genkai appear and Rando promptly kicked her into the ground. It was painful to watch, but he didn't do the shrinking spells. Strange, an obedient demon…what was the world coming to? Yusuke would be out of a job soon! Rando finished and left, and the girls sent Genkai home awake and with no recollection of what happened.

"Well, last up for today is Naraku from Inuyasha!" Lynn called.

Unfortunately for Naraku, he came in his baboon costume, and Vash saw him and yelled, "Aw, he looks so cute and harmless!" and began squeezing him, saying he felt just like a puppy. Kate and Lynn were hysterical laughing. Naraku was not happy at all. When Vash finally let him go, Kate began. "You once were a their named Onigumo, and burned horribly, you developed a very unhealthy crush on Kikyo (insert Kate's hiss here) you let yourself become the host to many demons, made Inuyasha and Kikyo betray each other, and are now out to get the Shikon no Tama."

(A/N: Sorry if I get that wrong! I always have trouble spelling that. Yes, I am aware that I am retarded.)

Naraku started laughing evilly, which made Vash almost go into a fear induced coma. "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I REGRET NOTHING! I'D DO IT AGAIN IN AN INSTANT IF I HAD THE CHANCE! IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL! ALMOST AS BEAUTIFUL AS KIKYO!"

"Um…anything we can do for you then? Lynn asked.

"There is one thing! I want Kikyo here so I can marry her!"

"YEAH! I CAN DO THAT!" Kate screamed, running to her computer and making Kikyo appear.

"Where…where am I?"

"My beautiful Kikyo! Now you must come and be my wife!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Naraku quickly dragged Kikyo away (she escaped later, but that's another story) and Kate started her own evil laughter, which startled Vash so much he really did go into a fear induced coma.

Lynn sighed. "Well, that's all for today. We'll have to take Vash to the hospital, but we will be back soon. We hope you review, by whatever means you wish."

Kate stopped laughing a moment. "But, as I warned you time and time again, I will not take flames for Kikyo bashings/torturing. I've told you all several times that I am a Kikyo hater, and I respect all the opinions of you Kikyo likers, so I hope you respect my opinion. It is my sworn duty to torture this poor dead zombie girl, sorry that I am so sadistic. That's all for now, so seeya next time!"

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