Morning all! I came back again to work on this terrible piece! WOOT! Now, sorry to say, villain therapy will be drawing to a close soon- what did you expect? There are more heroes than villains!- but then I will have a special surprise for you all! What will it be? Sorry! You'll have to wait until the next chapter to find out! Heeheehee! I'm so evil! I should be giving myself therapy! So now let's begin! Scribble?

Scribble: We own nothing, and thanks to this dumb idiot who went out and bought Rave Master mangas the other day, we never will! (Gets hit in the head with a Rave Master manga.)

Brother, Villain, and Reincarnates!

Vash, who had recovered from his fear induced coma and was now just twitching slightly, was hiding in his usual place behind a table while the two "doctors" were getting ready for their next session. As Kate looked over at Vash, she decided he would need more therapy very soon. Then she wondered why Trigun was taken off the air again. Then she wondered why it even mattered, since she had the whole DVD set anyway and she could watch it any time.

Deciding she should stop while she was ahead, Kate called out, "Our first patient of the day is Itachi from Naruto!"

As another ever cooperative villain came in, Vash started whimpering when he saw Itachi's eyes and returned to hiding under the table.

Lynn pulled out her notepad. "Well, you decided to kill your entire clan except your little brother, Sauske, you joined a terrorist group, and your probably one of the strongest ninja's around…there's probably more, but we don't know it."

"I have a question though…why didn't you kill Sauske?" Kate asked.

Itachi thought a moment. "Looking back, I'm not sure. But now's a good a time as any!" and he ran out the door to get Sauske.

"Well, we just made everything worse," Lynn stated.

"Maybe I shouldn't have asked," Kate guessed.

"You think?" Vash asked sarcastically.

"Well, next up is Slade from Teen Titans!" called Lynn, and the second he walked in, Vash decided to pull of his mask, which ended in a lot of bleeped out cursing and a big fiery hole blown through the side of the clinic. Vash went into another fear induced coma.

Kate was quite scared. "Um…well, you're a psychotic madman, you tried to get Robin to help you and it failed, then got manipulated Terra to help you but fell into a pit of lava, now you're helping Trigon and no one knows why and no one ever saw your face."

Slade made what looked like a smirk. "I don't deny it at all. But if I could do it again, I'd make Robin's friends perish but not him! But that doesn't matter, who I need now is Raven."

"Um…any way we could help?" Lynn asked.

"You could always bring Robin here…I owe him for last time."

"Sure," she Lynn as Kate started typing at the computer, bring Robin there, which led to more bleeped out cursing and Slade beating Robin to a pulp. Then Slade mysteriously disappeared, and both girls decided that sometimes, it was best not to know.

"Uh, ok. Last for today is Kagura," Kate called.

Kagura walked in with Kanna along with her. Kate saw Kanna and said, "AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" Kate liked Kanna, she thought she was cute. Lynn just rolled her eyes and pulled out her notepad. "Well, you are both Naraku reincarnates, both of you failed in whatever you were supposed to do, Kagura despises Naraku and wishes to be free, but can't, so basically you both go around doing dirty work for Naraku."

"We…have…no…choice," Kanna said. "We…must…serve…Naraku. He…is…our…master."

Kagura was angry. "I ONLY WANT TO BE RID OF HIM! I'M SICK OF TAKING ORDERS FROM THAT COWARD! HE SHOULD JUST FINISH OFF INUYASHA AND BE DONE WITH IT! I WISH HE WAS DEAD!"

"Um, if he's dead, and he holds your heart, doesn't that mean you die too?" asked Kate.

Kagura growled. "I only wish I can change that."

"We can make that happen!" Kate replied. She went to her computer, and within a few seconds, Kagura felt a strange feeling. "Now you're not tied to him anymore. You're heart is yours again."

"Can…we…also…beat…him…up?" Kanna asked.

"SURE!" Lynn said smirking, and they brought Naraku there and his two incarnates beat him up, only to realize it hurt them a little too. They sent him back with no memory, and Kanna and Kagura looked very happy when they left.

Lynn sighed. "Well, that's all for today. We'll have maybe one or two more chapters, then onto something new. Please review us! It makes us happy and gives our fingers the typing faster magic!"

Kate added," And we're sorry fro not updating sooner, but unfortunately, I have babysitting duty, but the next chapter should come up sooner! Until next time, Ja! And Long Live the Anime Villains!"

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