For some unknown wonder of something, I am back! Yes, I know, long time, no update, but I caught a temporary creative block. For that reason, and for the fact that I read too much I Feel Sick, I'm going to put this work on hold until Thanksgiving, when I will update again. But this is the last chapter of villain therapy, and around thanksgiving will bring the wonder of……..drum rolls………..GROUP THERAPY! This will include villains and heroes, and, for all of you who have been quite patient and waiting, as a special surprise, the first chapter of group therapy will be…another drum roll……..FRUITS BASKET! Without further notice, I'll start this mess. Scribble?
Scribble: All we own is the laptop we're typing on. We're in college now, so we bought one. Pity the poor college students!
Last Villains
Vash was still hiding scared and the two "doctors" walked in late again. Kate and Lynn looked happy, so Vash asked, "What are you two so happy about?"
"We're excited for group therapy coming soon!" Lynn said.
"I thought you two were finishing?" Vash asked.
"No. Anime characters still need therapy!" Kate exclaimed. "We're here to help!"
"So I guess I am too?"
"YES!" Both girls yelled.
Kate smiled. "Our first patient today is the older Toguro, who we had to tangle out of that damn tree Kurama trapped him in!"
Toguro came in, looking very annoyed.
Lynn pulled out her notepad. "Well, you and your brother were part of the Dark tournament, your brother betrayed you, and then you were eaten so you could control that person who was helping Sensui, then you were trapped in a tree by Kurama."
"I WANT REVENGE!"
"On who?" asked Kate.
"KURAMA OF COURSE!"
"NO!" Both girls screamed.
Just then the door was broken down and five million Kurama fan girls started to beat the crap out of the older Toguro. The two therapists felt sorry for him, so they sent him back to Makai with no memory of being trapped in a tree or beaten miserably.
"Well, next up is Kikyo from-"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Kate screamed before Lynn could even finish.
Kikyo came in and Lynn had to hold Kate back so she wouldn't tear Kikyo's eyes out. Vash picked up the notepad. "Well, you were a priestess, you fell in love with Inuyahsa, and you died, you were brought back to life, and you want to bring Inuyasha to hell with you."
"HE WILL GO WITH ME!"
"Um, any way we can help?" Vash asked, willing to help.
"I want Inuyasha here so he can go to hell with me!"
"NO WAY!" Kate screamed, breaking free of Lynn's grip and beating the crap out of Kikyo. She also started cursing, which shocked both Lynn and Vash, who knew how much she hated cursing in her stories. She must really hate Kikyo! When she finished, she realized what happened and said "Ooops!"
"Uh…let's send her back now," said Lynn uneasily.
"Yeah, but let her keep her memory!" Kate declared.
Lynn nodded and they sent the unconscious Kikyo back to her world.
"Our last anime villain is a personal favorite, Li'l Slugger!" Kate called.
Little Slugger came in, and when Vash saw him, he relaxed. "He can't be a villain, can he?" Vash asked.
"You'd be surprised," Kate answered. She pulled out her notepad. "Well, you were a made up attacker created by Tsukiko Sagi, and you became almost real, you began attacking people, and finally you left at the end when Tsukiko accepted guilt for her dead puppy."
Li'l Slugger shrugged. "She was the one I was there to help. She needed a little lesson about reality. That's why I was there. All of them did."
"Well, can we help you in any way?" Kate asked.
Li'l Slugger shook his head. "No. All I want now is to go back home." With those final words, he started to skate away.
"Wait! Where is your home" Kate yelled, but it was too late, for Li'l Slugger already left.
Lynn shook her head. "Don't worry about it Kate. We're just not supposed to know."
Kate sighed. "I guess."
Lynn smiled. "Well, those are the last of our villains!"
"So remember," Kate added, "Next time we meet, in late November, group therapy of Fruits Baskets will begin. Until next time we meet, Ja ne!
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