Omg, how long has it been since I've updated? What have I been doing all this time (besides studying, testing, going to class, and other normal college crap)? I'M SO SORRY READERS! IF YOU'VE STOPPED READING, I UNDERSTAND! Oh well, I'm just going to go get started. I meant to make this chapter longer, but me is lazy! Plus, this is going to end soon. This is getting a little stale. Only a few more chapters, unless otherwise hit with inspiration. So, with all that said, Scribble will be doing the disclaimer!

Scribble: I HATE YOU! I'VE BEEN OUT OF WORK SO LONG! YOU'RE EVIL! PURE EVIL!

Me: (glaring) Must I shove you in the oven again?

Scribble: NO! We don't own Fruits Basket! We just like it! Honestly!

Zodiac Therapy (I know that's the wrong word, but I don't fell like changing it…sorry!)

Kate and Lynn greeted everyone with an enthusiastic smile! "Wow, we haven't done this in sooo long! It's great to be back! Now that college is out for the summer, we have time!" Kate exclaimed.

"And Vash is finally out of therapy!" Lynn added.

"I'm sure the fact that he didn't come to us means something," Kate grumbled.

Vash wandered into the room. "Why do I still have to be here? All your patients need therapy after this therapy!

Kate kicked him in the head. "Quiet you!"

Lynn smiled. "Oh how I missed seeing that."

Kate pulled out the ever ready notepad. "So today in our group therapy, we have Kyo and Yuki from Fruits Basket to work out their problems!"

"Plus Tohru is here!" Lynn said, pulling out her notepad as well.

Kyo, Yuki and Tohru were all sitting in a strange circle, when out of nowhere the wall behind them exploded.

Kagura, holding a stick of dynamite, walked through the huge hole blown through the wall. "KYO! MY LOVE!" she shrieked, and proceeded to bash him over the head with an extra chair.

Kate, Lynn and Vash could do nothing but stare. Vash looked like he was going to collapse to the floor and convulse, Kate was confused, and Lynn tried not to laugh.

Unfortunately, the hole attracted over people over. Fan girls, to be specific.

The first group rushed over the Yuki, all screaming "YUKI!" and tackling him over, knocking him out.

"What the bleep do you think you're doing?" Tohru screamed?

Kate and Lynn were shocked! Tohru was cursing? What was this?

"Bleep off!" a fan girl yelled back, and the fight was on, Tohru vs. rabid Yuki fan

Girl club. Soon, she had help.

"How dare you hurt Tohru!" and five minutes later several Tohru fan boys came into the room, and began fighting the Yuki fan girls.

No sooner had that happened then more girls came in…Kyo fan girls.

"We're here for Kyo!"

"Over my dead body!" Kagura screamed.

"We can live with that!" and soon another fight was on…Kagura vs. rabid Kyo fan girl club.

Then, as can be predicted, Kagura fan boys (only a few! Sorry!) came in, and everyone in the room was in a tangle of fights not really caring who they were fighting anymore.

Kate, Lynn and Vash stared. "Well, we'll never get to the therapy now," Kate stated.

Lynn nodded. "I guess we just can't help them, so what should we do?"

"Run like heck?" Vash suggested.

"That's sounding very good right now," Lynn nodded. "We're sorry this chapter is short, but we promise the next one will be much better," she said as the three silently escaped the clinic and ran in the opposite direction.

Kate nodded. "However, we are just starting writing again, so we may not review until next months, but we hope before then. Have faith, more chapters will come…if only a couple. So until next time, Ja ne everybody!"

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