YAY, I'M BACK! W00T! Yet another therapy chapter comes out! I'm loving it! And I just stole that from MacDonald's! Sorry MacDonald's! So anyway, before I begin, I have to thank the people who actually waited a year for me to continue and write crappy story! You guys are the best! (bursts into tears) YOU LIKE ME! YOU REALLY LIKE ME! Ok, done with the insanity, so let the insanity begin! Take it away, Scribble!

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Brother Therapy!

Kate and Lynn stood in the room full of people sitting in a circle. Kate smiled. "Today, for our own amusement, we are doing brother therapy! Let's look at our victims!"

Sitting closest to them were Itachi and Sasuke Uchiha, Itachi just glaring and Sasuke trying not to look at his brother. Next to them on the right were Inuyasha and Sesshomaru, glaring evilly at each other. Next to them were Hao and Yoh Asakura, Yoh sleeping as usual, and Hao smirking at everyone. Lastly, there were Vash the Stampede and Knives Millions, Knives smiling a little too pleasantly and Vash trying to squeeze himself under his chair, anything to avoid being in too close contact with his insane brother.

"And let's begin!" Lynn declared. "We'll start with you two!" She pointed to the Uchiha brothers.

"I just hate my brother," Itachi said plainly. "I want nothing to do with him."

"I'm going to kill you to avenge our clan!" Sasuke declared suddenly.

Itachi laughed. "Never in a million years could you ever hope to defeat me! You still don't hate me enough! You'll never win!"

"Umm," Kate said, but the two continued to argue, not paying any attention to anything else around them, so Kate went to her computer and sent them back. "Well, that was a disaster. I hope the others are better behaved. Let's go to you guys," she said to Sesshomaru and Inuyasha.

"This hanyou is only my half brother. He is an embarrassment to our father, and he has never let me fight our father since my father had to fight to save him. That's why I must kill him," Sesshomaru started.

"You could never kill me. I've beat you almost every time already! You're just jealous of my Testsusaiga!"

"Why should I be jealous? I have the Tokijin anyway."

"Yeah, but your dumb sword can't do this!" cried Inuyasha as he made a hole in the wall with his wind scar. The therapy for these two brothers ended there, as a very pissed off Kate beat Inuyasha's head with a spare chair, and then was forced to send the two back.

"We're accomplishing nothing today," Lynn sighed. "Oh well, let's move on to the Asakuras."

"I don't hate my brother. I want him to join me and help me achieve a human less world. And sure, I tried to destroy his soul, but nobody's perfect," said Hao with a shrug.

"Uhhhhhhhhh," Kate and Lynn had nothing to say to that.

Neither did Yoh, however, because Yoh was still sleeping. Lynn hit him with a notepad screaming "WAKE UP!"

"Huh?" a newly awakened Yoh asked.

"This is therapy! You and your brother need to solve your problems!"

"Why? I already beat him. It's over."

"Yes, well, you can't blame me for dreaming. In that case, I'll just revive in another 500 years," said Hao leaving. Yoh got up and left too.

"Well, at least that went better," Kate said brightly.

"Now to the last two!" Lynn cried.

Knives kept his evil smile. "As Hao, I don't hate my brother either. Is wanting a human less world so bad?"

"Well, since we're humans, we'd have to say…yeah, it's kind of is," Lynn said.

"I only want my brother to help me."

"But I like people!" Vash whined.

"But they're just stupid spiders. You have to kill the spiders to save the butterflies."

"But I like spiders. They eat mosquitoes," Kate whined.

"They eat mosquitoes, eh? That's a good answer. "I'll come back after I think about that one," said Knives, getting up and leaving. Vash tried to follow him, but Kate dragged him back, screaming, "WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? YOU'RE STAYING RIGHT HERE!"

Lynn smiled. "That's all for this time. We won't be writing again because of a trip next week, but we'll continue at the end of July."

Kate added "I'll also be taking a vacation the first two weeks of August, but we'll only be doing two of three more chapters before it's over. But we hope to finish it before school starts for us again (early for RA training- AAAAAAAAH!) so enjoy it while it lasts! Until next time, Ja ne!

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