Hey everybody! It's time for everyone's favorite- THERAPY! YAY! Now, as I said before, I'll be going soon, so before me vacation this is the last chapter until the end of August, or, if things are going bad, the beginning of September. But by that time, it will be finished, unless I get an idea for one more chapter during vacation, which will make it go on. So enjoy the therapy while it lasts. We had a good run for over a year now, so I guess I'm lucky for that. Now let's start with the crap that's spewing from my head. Take it away Scribble!

Scribble: We own nothing. We are poor. You all know the deal…unless you've ignored me the past how many chapters.

Half Demon Therapy!

Kate and Lynn were waiting for Vash to come in, since he was late…AGAIN. As soon as he walked in the door, Kate gave him a boot to the head.

(A/N: Me likes Boot to the head…heeheehee!)

"Finally you're here! Where were you?" Lynn yelled.

"I was grabbing some donuts!" Vash whined, pulling out a box of Dunkin Donuts.

Kate sighed. "Well, as long as you plan on sharing," she said, and grabbed a donut. While the two of them ate donuts, Lynn took over. "Well, today we are doing therapy for those who have any amount of demon in them, or in some cases, a demon inside of them. So let's look at the people today!"

In the same semi circle sat Inuyasha (Again…he must need a lot of therapy….), Naruto, Gaara, Yusuke (I know I'm mis-spelling his name…and truthfully, I don't care), and Kurama. Inuyasha looked very pissed, Naruto looked confused, and Gaara had a blank expression (no different than usual though…), Yusuke also looked pissed, and Kurama looked calm (once again, as always).

"So let's begin. I'll start with Inuyasha. So, you're a half demon?"

"Just wait until I get that stupid jewel! Then I'll become full demon!"

"But…Naraku has most of the jewel, the last piece left to get is the border between worlds, and there's still the piece in Kohaku and the two in Koga's legs. So how will you be getting all of those? Plus, you can't even sense them. Only Kagome can, right?" Lynn asked.

Inuyasha just stared at her for a moment. Then suddenly his eyes grew wide. "OH NO! I just disappeared from the forest! She's going to think I went after Kikyo and she'll KILL ME!"

Even while eating a donut, Kate still managed to hiss at the sound of the name Kikyo. Meanwhile, Inuyasha got up and ran off.

Kate decided to take over from here, leaving Lynn free to eat donuts with Vash. "Yeah, so, let's continue and pretend that didn't happen. Naruto, you have a demon inside you?"

"Yeah, the Kyuubi."

(A/N: HOW DO YOU SPELL THAT?)

"So, does he ever give you any problems?"

"Not really, actually, he helps me win a lot of battles and he has a lot of chakra I can use."

"But people think you're evil because of it."

"Yeah, but I'll become Hokage and then they'll have to respect me! Speaking of which, I still have to finish the Chuunin exams, so I got to go." With that he got up and left.

"Ummm, let's go on to Gaara." But Kate wouldn't get the chance.

"Forget it. I'm sure you already know the story, with all the spoilers you read."

(A/N: I love spoilers.)

"Plus, as he said, I have an exam to get back to." Gaara left after Naruto.

"Ok, at this point, I'm done," Kate declared, going back to eat more donuts. Lynn went up to get the next one. "Well, let's see, we have Yusuke and Kurama."

Kurama started to sweat. He knew what may come next, seeing that the girls were big fans of his. But first they would make Yusuke leave.

"OK, we'll do Yusuke first. So, you're part demon?"

"More like .01 demon," Yusuke corrected. "And, to answer all your other stupid questions, I don't care, nobody knows but the four of us, and I don't think I need therapy for it." Finishing his little speech, Yusuke got up and left.

Kurama sweated more. He knew what was coming. But before Kate or Lynn could start, a group of fan girls busted down the door screaming "WE LOVE YOU KURAMA!"

"Hey what're you doing here? GET YOUR OWN THERAPY!" Lynn screamed.

And so it was on, Lynn and Kate vs. 2000+ fan girls. At first it was going bad, but then Kate had to brilliant idea of typing it that she had a chainsaw, in which one automatically appeared and she started sawing all the fan girls until most of them left in fear. Ahh, the power of a magical clinic.

With the fan girls gone, both Lynn and Kate glomped Kurama and Vash just sighed. These two were so weird sometimes.

After about five hours they let Kurama go, and the two smiled. "Well, that's all for now, and we'll be back to finish this mess, so thanks for sticking by us the whole time!" Lynn said.

Kate added, "Thank you also for the nice reviews you've been leaving for all the awful chapters of this thing! Enjoy the rest of your summer, and we'll see you all soon. Until next time, Ja ne!

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