Hmm no reviews, oh well so long as you guys read it I'm fine, anyways I continue with the Darth Vader torture!

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In the shuttle room, Darth Vader walked through the battalions of Stormtroopers, brooding about the idea of an apprentice.

With a hiss the platform of the shuttle lowered, and a figure in a black cloak stepped out, he seemed no older than 18, he greeted Vader with a bow.

"Come with me, the Emperor wants to see you." Vader said with a grimace.

The robed figure and Vader walked through the command center, their footsteps being heard throughout the deck, the finally arrived at the throne room, when a sliding noise the door flew up, the two stepped into the darkened room where Sidious waited in his chair.

"Ahhh Darth Xiros, you have arrived at last." Sidious croaked.

"Xiros," Vader said, "That name reminds of—"

"Xizor?" Sidious cut him off. "I know! I thought the same thing!" Sidious grinned.

A silence loomed for a few moments before Sidious spoke up again.

"Darth Vader, this is your new apprentice." Sidious introduced.

"Hey." Xiros greeted

"You will learn well under my command." Vader assured, though in his mind, thoughts of a gruesome death, with Xiros on the receiving end flew by.

"Darth Vader, you must teach Darth Xiros the way of the sith." Sidious ordered.

"Yes, my master." Vader replied.

When Vader and Xiros were out of the throne room and out of Sidious' presence, Vader spoke up.

"We will first practice your saber skills." Vader commanded.

In a training room, Darth Vader handed Xiros a small handle.

"What's this?" Xiros asked.

Darth Vader's jaw dropped on the inside, this person, who he was supposed to train into a Sith Lord didn't know what a lightsaber was? This was going to be hell for poor Vader.

"A lightsaber, that is the standard weapon of a sith, press that button to ignite it." Vader commanded.

Xiros obeyed and a glowing red light emitted from the handle.

"Very good, now wear this." Darth said handing Xiros a blindfold

Xiros looked at the blindfold for a second and put it on, blinding him.

"Wouldn't it be better if I could see?" Xiros asked, confused.

"No."

"Ok……"

"Send in the probe, we're ready!" Vader ordered the staff.

The probe flew out and zipped by, until it decided to fire, it shot a yellow blast; Xiros raised his saber and deflected the blaster shot back at the probe, destroying it.

'Not bad, maybe this won't be so horrible after all." Vader thought, impressed.

Xiros however, failing to realize he destroyed it, continued to madly swing his saber, unknowingly heading for Vader.

"Xiros you destroyed the probe, put away your saber!" Vader panicked, dodging every swing from Xiros.

"Xiros! You already got it you—AGH!"

Vader fell over, his left leg missing as sparks flew out of the stump.

Xiros took off the blindfold and looked at his master.

"Oh my god! Master I am so sorry! Oh crap, crap crap crap, help! I just cut off Vader's leg!" Xiros panicked

"It's ok Xiros, its ok."

"It's not OK I just cut off your leg, I am so fired!"

"Xiros! It's mechanical! It can be fixed!" Vader said, trying to calm Xiros down.

"Wait its mechanical?" Xiros asked, Vader's statement sinking in.

"Yes, it can be fixed, now calm down, and drag me to the mechanic." Vader sighed.

"Yes Master." Xiros said relieved, he picked up Vader and put Vader's arm around his shoulder and began to carry him away, when he forgot the leg, "What about your leg?"

"Its fine now let's goes." Vader retorted, getting annoyed.

"So how'd I do?" Xiros asked.

"Other than hacking my leg, you did well." Vader said.

In the infirmary, Darth Vader lay on a table as the medical droid attached a new mechanical leg to Vader's stump. The Sith Lord was just happy the day was over.

Forget having an easy time, this was going to be complete and total hell for Darth Vader.

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Well that's the second chapter, and I'm not through with Darth Vader yet, ohhh no, I'm having too much fun with this.