This is based off of a skit that I made up in a forum game... those at the site will know where it's from to the rest of you it will all be new, enjoy

G ID C (Gender identitification confusion)

Beaten by Kratos, the Chosen, or rather Chosenes' (as there was more then one Chosen with them at the time) were being kindly escorted up the winding silver and marble paths of Derris Kharlan. It was a somber gathering, a troop of soulless angels surrounding the group of children of Sylvarant and Tethealla with spears drawn and leveled to deliver a fatal blow at the order of their leader the Angel of death. The city was silence, silver and silence, and that silence was pierced by the tromp of feet and the appreciative whistle from the red haired Chosen.

"Angel hunnies everywhere, whooh I am in heaven."

He paused to try to look up the skirt of a Angel as if fluttered by but the Tetheallan Ninja smacked him with her fist on the back of the head.

You are sick, I knew you were a perv..." Sheena tugged on that mess of hair so that the man's eyes squinted up in pain and he missed the sight of what lay under the white robes of yet another angel that flew over head. "but they don't even have souls."

"Ow... ouch, alright eyes on ground I promise!"

Sheena let go of the flowing locks of fire hued hair and Zelos sighed in relief.

"Consider it this way hunny, who needs souls when you got knockers like those chicks? Although considering present company I'd say they pale to a certain voluptuous someone..." Zelos' hand strayed down and Sheena's hand descended upon the sore skull. "Owww!" Zelos clutched his head. "Hey Krabby could you move me up with Colette or something?"

Kratos haulted, the other angels escorting them halted, and the Seraphim of Death glared at Zelos with such anger that the Chosen gulped and almost passed out.

"No, I will not, do not ask again, and it is Kratos, Chosen of Tethe'alla."

Zelos nodded meekly and decided to try some new exercise for his looks called the knee knock.

"You know I believe it is the first time I've had someone drive me to the point that I've wanted to be put in a cell before if that meant getting away from them." Raine muttered.

"Amen." Sheena growled.

"I don't understand?" Colette stared at them all in confusion.

Before anyone could pause to try yet again to explain what a pervert was and why Zelos was being socially unacceptable Kratos cut it all off with two words

"We've arrived."

"Wow, sound enthused old man."

Kratos eyebrow rose, as he had spoken in a dull monotone. Not much caring for the sarcasm the Seraph summoned his wings and fluttered off to talk to an angel behind a mess of controls.

"So much for just reaching out and pressing a button." Lloyd sighed, staring at the button-less cells.

"Ha, so that's how you got out in Triet!" Genis chirped, now that he knew at long last how Lloyd had escaped he was going to take total advantage of that...

"Everyone shush." Zelos hissed, "My blonde Hunny's trying to listen and she can't with your yapping."

"Your hunny." Sheena growled.

"Your hunny!" Lloyd sputtered.

Colette, oblivious to is all continued with her report that only Regal, Persea and Zelos had been able to hear. "He's talking to some angels in angelic... security... identification problem... they mentioned Zelos a few times..."

"You're a chosen right?" Lloyd scratched at the back of his head. "Why aern't you doing this?"

"I... I don't know Angelic Okay?"
"Ha ha Zelos doesn't know angeeelic!"

"Shut up brat!"

"Everyone," Regal's cool voice swept over them all and silenced them all with tone alone. "We must remain quiet so Colette can listen."

Kratos seemed to finish talking to the angel. Lazily he glided down to them, upon landing he turned to Regal and offered a sketchy nod of his head. "That would be unnessicary Mr. Bryant. It seems as if... there is a dificulty identifying Zelos. The prisoners are to be seperated by gender and the visual reports are conflicting with the knowledge in Cruxis data base."

There was a long silence, and not even crickets -for there were none in Derris Kharlan- dared chirp for a long long moment.

Finally, "They can't tell whether he's a guy or a girl?" Lloyd reasoned.

"That is correct."

Genis began to laugh and make comments about the new girl in thier party.

"Shut UP!" Zelos smacked Genis on the head Raine style.

Genis clutched his head and moaned in pain.

"Zelos!" Raine smacked the Chosen upside the head. "Do not ever think it is acceptable to discipline my brother ever!"

Zelos merely clutched his throbbing skull and whimpered.

"I swear you stick him with the girls I'll kill you." Sheena growled at the Seraph.

"Ms. Sheena, I am a seraphim, not a sadistic bastard. There are limits to what crimes I'll comit.

"Oh come on! Think of it as fulfilling a last request hunny!"

Kratos growled and his fist connected with the Chosen's face. Whimpering in pain the Chosen wailed out a pathetic. "Owww... what was that for!" To which Kratos only growled that if he was ever called "hunny" again he'd vivisect the person in question.
"Ouch, hit by Raine and Kratos." Lloyd muttered to Genis.

"Owww... Geeze my voluptuous hunny what was that for?"

"...and Sheena." Genis added.

"We might all die down here and you just had to touch my butt ung you sick..."

"But it might be my last day alive hunny, don't you believe in last requests?"

Kratos hid his face with a hand "Put them in their cells already..." He growled at the angelic soldiers.