Author Deux (Rockerbabe): This chapter is dedicated to PS, my boyfriend, who happened to mishear DM and started a half an hour conversation about cake...in Taco Bell...Yeah.

Des: scooter, we love you...ok, RB does...I just like your mishearing of my words.

RB:wub: Onward to the continued INSANITY!

Plot Bunnies

RIDES AGAIN!

Chapter "We have no fucking clue"
(Actually, we do, cuz it's chapter 1 ;D )

"This is NOT cake!" Speed yelled through the lobby.

Patsy, Jamie, Mason, Jude, Tommy, Destany, Wally, Kyle, and Melissa all stopped and looked at the boy. He was holding a plate with, what was obviously, not a piece of cake.

"Um, loser boy," Patsy called, "We can all, very clearly, see that it's a very beautifully decorated piece of Styrofoam. And not cake."

Speed looked down at the Styrofoam in disappointment. And then, spit out the piece he had bitten off before discovering that it wasn't cake. From beside him, Hope looked down at the piece of "cake" she had been holding. She looked back up at Speed, then down at the "cake". Then back at Speed, then at the cake. She put it down at the reception desk and looked disappointed.

Hope sighed and wondered off, in search of cake. Or cake-like food. Everyone sighed and shook their heads. Tommy turned and looked at Jude.

"You dated that." He said, trying, so hard, to hold in his laughter.

"I have to agree with that." Destany piped up, shaking her head and snickering.

"It wasn't my best decision." Jude frowned, "But that's all in the past."

"IT WAS TWO DAYS AGO!" Speed yelled, throwing the Styrofoam "cake" at Jude's head.

But, the Styrofoam only traveled about a foot away from him before landing, icing down, on the floor.

"You fail at life." Patsy said, smiling.

Hope returned, smiling triumphantly.

"THIS IS A TWINKIE!" She yelled.

"No shit Sherlock!" Patsy and Destany yelled in unison. The two girls looked at each other and smiled in a comrade sort of way.

Hope pouted momentarily. She got distracted by trying to open the twinkie wrapper. After a surprisingly long struggle, she finally opened it. Everyone applauded and she shoved it in her mouth and curtseyed.

"And now you wonder why you have a fat ass." Destany observed.

"Hey—No---Okay, you're right." Hope sighed and smiled.

"Hey!" Wally cried, "Let's play a game."

"Oh, oh!" Destany cried, rising her hand and waving it.

"Anybody?" Wally asked, looking around.

"Oh, Oh! Pick me! Pick me!" Destany cried.

"Nobody?"

"NEVER HAVE I EVER!" Destany screamed.

"OH!" Wally said, a happy smile on his face, "I have one!"

Everyone waited in anxious silence.

"Never have I ever!" he said.

Everyone (but Destany) cheered.

"That's it! You're going down!" Destany cried, pouncing.

Wally shrieked as Destany tackled him to the floor.

"HELP!" Wally cried as Destany grabbed his shoulders.

"Stop moving!" She demanded as Wally squirmed under her.

Everyone ignored his cries as they all got in a circle and began to play the game.

"Okay." Patsy started, "Never have I ever..."

"Damn, this'll take a while." Kyle muttered.