Disclaimer: My fairy says I don't own Harry Potter. My fairy doesn't lie.

A/N: Why are you looking at my author's note? Go get a life, I don't talk to weirdos.

Harry Potter meets the Simpsons

Harry, Ron and Hermione were walking around the Hogwarts' grounds. Ron and Hermione were fighting…again.

"For the last time Ron, no muggle could come to Hogwarts!" yelled Hermione, throwing her hands in the air.

"But, it could happen Hermione." Harry sighed. Couldn't they shut up for one second/

In the Simpson house

"MOM! Bart has something of mine!" Lisa yelled.

"What is it?" asked Marge. "It looks like a necklace. Let's see if it fits." Soon, the whole family was wearing it. (Marge temped Homer with a doughnut. Ha! Guys fall for anything! And that's a shot at you, Crazy! Ahem! Moving on!) Suddenly, it started to turn.

Harry's universe

"Where are we?" asked Lisa.

"I told you Hermione!" gloated Ron.

"Hi, I'm Harry Potter. And these are my friends, Ron Weasly and Hermione Granger," said Harry.

"Hi. I'm Homer Simpson and this is my wife Marge and our children, Bart, Maggie and Lisa," Said Homer, shaking Harry's hand.

"I know you from the TV show!" Hermione exclaimed.

"We have a TV show?" asked Marge.

"Watch this people in any country you're in!" yelled Bart, as he mooned people.

"BART! Stop that!" yelled Marge, as she covered Maggie's eyes.

"Who are you?" Ron asked a guy he had never seen before.

"I'm Jack Sparrow."

"What are you doing here?"

"I have no clue. And now I need to make a movie." Jack Sparrow said, while doing a jig into the Forbidden Forest.

"That was odd," said Homer. Or was it? he thought.

"Well anyway, do you want a tour of Hogwarts?" Harry asked the Simpsons.

"I thought muggles weren't allowed at Hogwarts?" asked Lisa.

"Ya, well, this is the 21st century."

"No, actually, J.K.Rowling made the Harry Potter books in the 20th century," said Lisa.

"Wow, you're a bigger know-it-all then Hermione!" said Ron. Hermione slapped him upside the head.

"Is Dumbledore still here or did he really die in the sixth book?" asked Bart.

"You read the sixth book?" asked Lisa.

"No…"

"Ya, he's still here but he's kind of loopy," said Harry.

"Hello welcome to my sock festival!" yelled Dumbledore, throwing socks over them.

"Let's get out of here," said Harry, as Ron took a sock out of his mouth.

"Hello Potter! I'm giving Gryffindor 102 points because you exist," said Snape.

"Something must have gone wrong in the space/time continuum when you came," said Hermione.

"What did she say?" asked Homer.

"She said we need to leave," explained Lisa.

"Put on that necklace." They all put it on. "Now turn it around."

"Bye!" yelled the Simpsons. They disappeared in a light.

"OK Snape, you can cut the act now."

"Thank God!"

"Hey, they took my sock!" said Dumbledore.

"What's the big deal? You have a ton of socks." asked Harry.

"Yes, but that was a special sock."

"How was it a special sock?" asked Ron.

"It could have helped Harry defeat the Dark Lord."

"How?" asked Harry.

"He's afraid of socks," Dumbledore said with a shrug.

"That's stupid," said Hermione.

"Tell me about it," said Snape, who was trying to get the flower- printed dress over his head.

FIN

A/N: I know it's lame. Live with it!