A/N Ok, I told myself after posting the last chapter I wouldn't update again till some one had reviewed and voted. No one has so I have pretty much given up all hope of it. I'm not sure if it is that people aren't reading this, don't care or that LeRoy has hacked in and stopped any1 from voting so whe could win 0.o that is something she'd do... Anyway'z hope you like this, I am going to try to get a better writing style since I dislike reading stories that are written like this, and am sure y'all don't like it either. Well please R&R!

When the time came to actually board the Hogwarts express, one Harry Potter was very

annoyed. His little 'group' the order wanted to accompany him was filled with idiots, the biggest

being Zeke. While other students were saying fare well to parents and finding seats, Harry was

running through muggle London chasing a penguin, formerly known as Tonks. Zeke, who was

yet again tied up in some magical restraint, was cackling and sending flaming sporks at the once

pink haired girl. The Weasleys were yelling at Zeke, and an insane man named Moody was trying

to kill his shadow. For the hundredth time, since Harry had been brought back to the head

quarters he cursed Dumbledore

The order had appeared just as Zeke was going down on him, creating a very 'awkward'

situation. Funnily enough it appeared light wizards had a thing against homosexuals. Being

caught doing a 'dark deed' had taken them back even further with the wizards; of course Zeke

had hardly helped the situation. Proclaiming that it was rude to watch before continuing, Harry

had to push him off. Of course his best friend didn't understand it was wrong, and pouted

something fierce. Then the two boys were 'politely asked' to accompany them back to the order.

Harry sighed, from the looks he was getting it would be best to simply go along and deal with it

before it got too out of hand. They were quickly taken back, and Harry was blessed with a

serious talk from Dumbledore, involving the dangers of running away, and to Harry's horror, sex.

Needless to say by the end of the conversation, and a questionable sock puppet demonstration,

he was questioning the old man's sanity.

Twenty minutes later the train took off, with a pissed Harry carrying a bound and gagged

Zeke. Once the red haired students had found compartments and were safely locked in them,

Harry released his friend. As the demon was moaning about his arse hurting three cocky boys

appeared. I'm betting no one can guess who this is going to be…

Draco Malfoy had let his hair grow to his hips since becoming Lord Malfoy. His farther had

died Draco's second year for trying to open some 'chamber' for the dark lord. The teenager was

lean and tall, wearing a nasty smirk that wrinkled his pale face in disgust. "What do we have

here? Harry Potter. I have been hearing so much about you and the lapdog you have." The two

boys next to him grunted their laughter before the blond continued voice dropping and

becoming more vicious as he turned to Zeke. "Oh what a great honor it must be to take it up the

arse from the bleeding savior."

It was obvious from the wheezing grunts following this statement it was an amazing insult.

Probably one of the blond boy's best if his smirk was anything to go by. Sadly Draco had no idea

who he was talking to. Zeke literally purred as he stood up, arse pain forgotten. "Hmm, well first

off he is the one that takes it up the arse, and I don't think it's that big of an honor. Don't get me

wrong he's decent shag." Zeke could feel the indignation steaming off Harry from the statement

mentally apologizing he slowly made his way to the now shocked Slytherin. "But, I personally

have a thing for blonds. Maybe I can show you a better way to use that pretty mouth then trying

to insult people." By that time Zeke was pressed against the wide eyed boy with a smirk of his

own adorning his face. People were opening there compartments and staring in shock. Harry

cursed under his breath noticing all the faces watching; he mentally sent a warning to his friend.

Zeke sighed and pulled away from the blushing boy, (god he was sexy) and gave an impish grin.

"Let's continue this in private…."