Draco Malfoy really didn't want to be somewhat alone in a small room with a horny demon,

but sadly he hadn't been able to close the door fast enough after making a dash to his

compartment. Now to say the Slytherin boy was scared would not be accurate, oh no he was

near wetting himself, completely petrified. Sure he had met demons before, his farther often had

them over to dinner, but this none had tried molesting him! Oh and he knew the accidental

'bumps' into him were no accident, he had realized all too clearly when it happened for the

seventh time. Mind you though, he had been MIGHTY suspicious after the fifth time that

something might be up. But when the half faerie began to moan he realized what was

happening! Yep, Slytherin was rolling in his grave at the moment as the house's Ice Prince

squealed in horror.

Harry sighed; the boy was an arrogant idiot, who had the mentality of a five year old. Zeke

had quite probably found his soul mate. Harry resisted a triumphant smirk at this. Sure he loved

his friend but come on, one could only handle so many 'booty calls' and since the demon part of

him was reaching a puberty of sorts, he was only going to get hornier. Harry had never really

minded sex, it was a decent way to forget, and his friend had the need for it carved into his

DNA. He simply didn't love his friend that way. They were brothers by faerie law, and he'd always

be family first, FWB second. Harry would be damned if he gave up the chance to give his bum a

rest. He focused in on the blond who was cowering in his seat trying to keep up an arrogant

mask as Zeke made eyes at him. He did let a triumphant smirk show through as he came up with

a plan, Malfoy squeaked in horror, oh yes the boy didn't stand a chance.

"So Malfoy was it? Why don't you tell us all about Hogwarts, I am afraid we know nothing

about it." Harry demurely and innocently lied. Draco seemed to perk up a bit about being able to

show his superior knowledge on a subject and brag about himself. With a smirk he agreed.

The train ride was in itself fairly uneventful for them. Which from a normal perspective means

it was rather traumatic for Draco. They got in two fights; one leading to Draco biting Zeke, Hard,

after all no one messed with his hair. This of course got Zeke excited, so Draco had to hide

behind Harry and hiss at the demon. One detention before school even started, Zeke swore he

hadn't meant to set the first years on fire, honest. One suicide attempt, how could Draco have

been so cruel to call him fat? Luckily (rather good or bad is undecided) it was really hard for a

demon to die. One molestation, which Draco was able to recognize after only the third bump, oh

yes he was getting good. And approximately78 hissy fits. Needless to say it was a rather

disturbing experience for the blond. Speaking of said boy, he had made a run for it as soon as

the train stopped. Zeke would have caught him but Hagrid had caught them before it was

possible. It seemed they were to ride in boats to the school.

Well that's what they were suppose to do at least, but Zeke said hell to the no and apparated

his arse to the other side of the lake himself. Demons seemed to be a lot like felines in the

respect that water was a 'claws out' no thing. Harry after explaining this to Hagrid, who

attempted to go into a discussion of all the animals that he, knew that didn't like water (with his

knowledge of animals who knows how long such a thing could last) joined his friend and waited

for the first years to arrive with the giant.

A/N Ok it took my mom of all people getting me to get back into this story. Now as my friend not so politely pointed out I have no F-ing clue as to what year they would be in, sure I could do a bit of research but I think 3rd would suite this story quite nicely. That means Lupin and Sirius. Which opened up pairings I hadn't even considered before, now I know you have all been so eager to give input accusing look so I would like you to decide which of the following pairings shall make it.

Zeke/Draco

Harry/Snape

Zeke/Harry

Lupin/Snape

Lupin/Sirius

Sirius/Zeke or Harry

Lupin/Zeke or Harry

Snape/Sirius

Or a pairing I am missing

(Oh and I might add Blaise into the mix or something, cause he is awesome)

Zeke/Dumby (Dumbledore)

Zeke-"WTF?"

Sorry love, but if no one votes you might just have to settle for some wrinkly action

Zeke- 0.o

Harry- Hahahaha

Oh I forgot a pairing

Harry/Hagrid

Harry-… Oh you are a cruel bitch

Why, thank you:3