Hello! Well I got this question from Krista. As the answer: Remember that Sora had had his heart broken before and went to Kry High to escape from it all. But we won't get to that until six to eight more chapters. Oh, and this chapter is for the Kairi bashers. THOSE WHO HATE KAIRI, READ ON! AND TELL ME IF I SHOULD ADD ANYTHING. THOSE WHO LOVE, AND/OR LIKE, AND/OR ARE OK WITH HER, DON'T READ. REMEMBER, I WARNED YOU. SO DON'T GO FLAMING ME! So here's bringing you closer to the story!

School just began and Kairi was being her annoying, bitchy, slutty ho, self. She was just about to go glomp Riku, who was talking to Sora, when she suddenly tripped and bashed her head on the side of a desk. Of course, no one really cared about her, so not many people noticed. Those who did, though, thought that she very well deserved it and did nothing. (A/N: Myself included.)

She then started screaming about her "beautiful" face being ruined and started running to the nurse's office. Luckily for us, she tripped on her own blood and then descended onto a pencil, which lodged itself in her eye. The only response was the owner of the pencil saying that she wanted her pencil back and pulling out the offending object, bringing the eye with it. Who then of course said, "Ew. I don't want it anymore. You can have it", and put it back.

Kairi was now shrieking in pain. Everyone then told her to shut up and stop being so loud.

So she ran out of the classroom and right into a wall, where the pencil then lodged itself into her brain. But, the pencil seemed to hit a specific spot of gray matter, which apparently enhanced the sensation of pain, but didn't kill her.

Then a hive of killer bees conveniently fell directly on her head, covering it completely so that only her whole face was enclosed and no bees could get out of the hive, so they had to settle for stinging the closest first thing they came into contact with. Which just happened to be Kairi's face. Then a piano fell from the sky and landed on her. And also an anvil. And a bath tub. And a bowling ball. And a ship. And a house. And an apartment. And a meteor. And a hippopotamus. And finally me! Screaming, "Die, bitch, DIE! That's what you get for being a skank! I HATE YOU! This'll teach you to mess with Riku's feelings, you SLUT! I told you you'd pay for making Riku cry! HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!" And anyone else who wants to join in, can.

And finally, a student notices that there's a disturbance in the hall and says, "Miss! Call 911!...

"It seems that a hippo has just fallen out of the sky and it may need medical attention!"

And so the class got busy attending to the hippo while I went over and told Riku what he was gonna do in the next chapter.

No one noticed the evil/animalistic glint in his eye as he looked hungrily at Sora. Who was helping the hippo get into the animal ambulance.

As you can probably tell, I have a lot of suppressed anger when it comes to Kairi. Not that I hate her, or anything, it's just that I want her to die. Those who feel the same, please review me. And a shout out goes to UltimateSorceress, who apparently also hates Kairi, too. Hi! I got your reviews while I was writing this! I hope you liked it! Well, yeah. And of course, many of the things that happened in this chapter are either highly improbable or just plain-old impossible. And the thing about making Riku cry refers to some of the stuff that happened in other stories. Which you can find in the angst/rated M section of Kingdom Hearts. And I hope I didn't offend anyone with this chapter. But if you're a Kairi fan, I gave you good warning. So don't blame it on me! Well, see you next time! Oh, and I decided to put this as drama/humor, since most of this stuff is supposed to make you laugh. And if anyone, which I doubt, is still wondering, Axel is going to be the one that broke Sora's heart 'cuz he only went out with him 'cuz he didn't want to put a black mark to Roxas's name. Meaning he didn't want Roxas to get in trouble for being gay. You know, 'cuz of society and stuff. And then ended up fucking Roxas anyway. Which Sora just happened to witness. If you don't like it, review me and tell me what to change. But I think I'll stick with this. Review!