Ello-hay! This chapter is going to be short. All of it is going to be just one conversation. And you gotta know that each chapter, unless they're connecting chapters, are, like, another day. So here's bringing you closer to the story!
"Hey, Sora?" Riku nuzzled up against Sora, making sure he was nice and uncomfortable.
"What, Riku?"
"Do you know what the first sign of being gay is?"
"No." Sora frowned a bit, 'cuz he didn't know.
"If you have hair on your knuckles."
Sora immediately looked at his knuckles.
"Do you know what the second sign is?"
"Huh?"
"If you look."
Riku burst out laughing at his own cleverness. Then he was interrupted by a certain brunette.
"What! I'm gay? I can't be gay! I--"
And Riku just about died of laughter.
"Sora, do you know just how A-M-U-S-I-N-G you are?" (A/N: Riku spelled out amusing.)
"Huh? A-M-U? A-M-U-what?"
"A-M-U-S-I-N-G"
"A-M-U-S-I-N-G? Are you spelling something? Wait, I have to write it down." And so while Sora wrote down A-M-U-S-I-N-G, Riku was laughing his head off.
"A-muss-ing? What's a-muss-ing? Riku!" (A/N: For those who don't get it, Sora's pronouncing "amusing" wrong.)
Through the laughter Riku was barely able to choke out, "Try writing it in lower-case letters." (A/N: Is that what they're called? I know that's what I call them. Did I spell it right?)
And so Sora spelled "amusing".
"Amusing? Like entertainment or something? Like a TV show? I'm on TV? Where's the camera? Hi, Mom!"
"Sora?"
"Hmm?"
"Just forget it."
"You're just jealous that I'm on TV and you're not."
"Don't you remember, Sora? You're gay."
"Gasp! That's right! I'm gay! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"And since you're gay, that means that you'll go out with me right?"
"Well, I guess that does make sense... Wait! Being gay doesn't mean that I like you!"
"Yes it does."
"It does?"
"Uh-huh."
"But..."
"Sora?"
"Yeah?"
"Kiss-kiss."
"But I don't wanna!" Sora whined.
"I said, 'KISS-KISS!' "
So Sora reluctantly kissed Riku.
And that's the end of the chapter! I hope you liked it. But it could've gotten confusing. But I think you could tell who was saying what. I hope you could tell. You could tell right? Please say you could tell! Why can't I hear anything! Am I blind! Okay, enough of that. Please review me. And, no, I am not blind. Oh, and how many of you guys looked at your knuckles? I know I did when I first heard the joke. And I hope I didn't offend anyone, or anything. And please know that having hair on your knuckles does not mean that you're gay. 'Cuz I actually got the idea for this chapter when my sister told me the joke and then she said that one of her classmates actually believed it. Ha. Please review.