Dumbledore's or as Zeke affectionately called him, Dumby's office was one of the weirdest assortment of things either boy had

ever seen. As soon as they entered Zeke was attacked by a phoenix. While the demon tried to kill it the hat (who was sitting on the

shelf with a gleeful look) enthusiastically cheered the bird on. It took a good ten minutes to separate the two.. Zeke was having

trouble forgiving the animal, especially after it had shit on him, but Dumby placated both of them with lemon drops.

Just when things finally calmed down there was a knock on the headmaster's door. Snape and a scraggly man entered the office.

Snape looking as bitchy as ever shot them all an evil bastard look. The other man was staring at Harry intently. In turn Zeke was

staring at the man. Then as Dumby opened his mouth to offer the men lemon drops (which Harry swore had drugs in them) Zeke

pounced.

"Wolfy, Harry it's a wolfy! Oh can we keep him he looks so lonesome, I swear I'll feed him and love him, he wont turn out at all

like Bunny (may he RIP) please!" The man looked absolutely taken aback as the boy began pinching his cheeks and making baby

noises.

Harry decided he was going to get a leash for his friend at that moment, but first he needed to pry him off the poor werewolf he had

attached himself to. "Zeke, that is a human darling, remember it is 'illegal' to keep them as pets... that means it is a NO NO thing."

he murmured in a calm voice. Be good Harry he told himself, you can kill the idiot later.

Zeke seemed to be debating what to do. Harry held his breath and prayed the boy didn't through a tantrum.. Which I can assure you,

would not be fun. Last time the halfling hadn't gotten his way he had lit everyone within a mile's radius hair on fire. Luckily the

boy's attention returned to the headmaster who still had the drops out. With a giggle he hopped over to the old man's desk and got

another one. Promptly upon consummation of the 'candy' the boy sat down leisurely and began to purr. Yes, Harry noted to himself

as the two professors took their seats, he was never going to accept candy from the old man.

A/N oh my, so long since an update. Well my main computer crashed, ugh. I was devastated and couldn't find the will to write on one of the laptops, it felt so... wrong. But I have gotten over it and shall be brave, lol. Well I'm not use to the word programs on this computer, so sorry if it is even worst then usual, I know, this is short but it is 12 am and I was guilt tripped into updating immediately.

Main pairings so far seem to be

Harry/Snape

Zeke/Draco

Sirius/Remus

.. And many minor pairings, and temp pairings.. If you don't like this vote for something else, but I'm thinking these are probably going to be the ones since the are way in the lead.