Hello! I'm been starting all my chapters with hello. So here's "Wassup?" Now that that's over with, I've decided that I'm going to turn this back to funny again. I know that some people kinda liked it that way, but funny fits the story better. If I kept this, I would have to alter my story completely. So I'm rewriting the chapter. I'm still leaving the other one up, so if you read this and say that the other's better, then I'll delete this chapter. If I get "I like it", "I love it", or "It doesn't matter", I'm changing it to funny. Sorry if I disappointed anyone out there. Here's the story.
Hello! So here's bringing you closer to the story!
Sora ran to the nearest bathroom to see what Riku had done.
When he got there, the first thought that crossed his mind was, 'No one's here.' The second thought that crossed his mind was, 'What the HELL!'
For on the walls, the stalls, the mirror, and --Sora checked-- inside the stalls, there was writing. And most of it said "Sora's mine"; or "Sora is mine"; or "I'll be the one to ram Sora's ass"; etc.
Of course, the only reaction to a shock of this magnitude is either "WTF or OMG" or "I feel loved." But Sora was more of an "I'm gonna kill that bastard!"
Sora frantically checked all the bathrooms until he reached the last one on the sixth floor. (You see, the school was set up with each floor having four bathrooms; one boys' and one girls' bathroom at the beginning and end of each floor.)
When he got there he ran into no other than Riku. And he was graffiti-ing on the big mirror that's in front of the stalls.
"You just got in trouble for graffiti-ing and now you're doing it again!" screamed the very distraught teenager.
"Well, I told you that I was only halfway done with this one, so I went to finish it. Besides, I'm almost done with my masterpiece."
Riku's "masterpiece" was a very graphic illustration of him fucking Sora. It even had the little sound effects written, like "AH!", "More!", and "Please Riku!" (A/N: I'll just let you picture whatever position you want them in. I, for one, am quite partial to Sora being bent over and supporting himself on a wall while Riku was screwing him from behind. XD)
It took Sora a good minute and a half before he got over his shock. When he did recover, he was hysterical.
"What's this!" He pointed to the wall.
"I told you, it's my master piece."
"It's graffiti!"
"No, it's art."
"How is that art!"
"When I got in trouble, the art teacher explained to the principal that I was expressing my sexual fantasies through an artistic outlet. So then she made this big fuss of the principal trying to suppress my talents and threatened to report him to the committee. The principal didn't want any bad PR, so he said that I wasn't going to be punished and that I should continue with my God-given gift. Then the art teacher said that she knew what kind of artist I was and that I could not be expected to be confined to paper and that she knew what I was going through. She then said that she would pay me $1,000 if I made a masterpiece in the bathroom. And here we are."
Riku had said all of this rather quickly and so Sora only understood, "When... fuss... talent... $1,000 for my masterpiece... are."
Sora just stood there for a few moments trying to process what had been said, being Sora, all he got was this weird buzzing noise.
Seeing, that Sora might explode if he thought any harder, Riku made it easy for him and said, "I'm getting paid $1,000 for this."
"Oh... Why didn't you just say so?"
"Sora, I have the ability to create a motion picture video clip of whatever I want", Riku said with a suggestive tone.
"Really? How? Can you make a something for me?" Sora was so too excited of a video made just for him that he forgot all about the bathroom.
"Do you know what kind of video I want to make?" Riku asked as if he was talking to a child.
"No", Sora answered back, sounded very much like a child indeed.
"A porn video."
"What!"
"One of you and me doing naughty things to each other."
"Ew! That's disgusting! Besides, porn is bad."
"Sora, if you won't let me show you what I want, then I'll show everyone what I want. And I know you like your privacy."
Sora pouted extra big, making him extra cute. "You're sick. Why are you so mean?"
"Because you're so delicious." Riku then accentuated his point by licking his ear. (A/N: Sound familiar? It should.)
"Come on, Sora. It's time we got back to class. Make sure to save me a seat at lunch."
This is the funny of the chapter. Though it wasn't really funny when I was writing it, but I hope it's funny reading it. Tell me which I should keep. Much-luv! Bye!
