Hello! This is lovely. I only have the vaguest ideas as to what this chapter's about, so if it's shit, I'm free-styling. Oh! And this chapter's for Riku-stalker, Chilly Academic, and armenian-keyblade. They were the only ones that reviewed my chapter. I'm so lucky to have friends! So here's to you!
All day, strange things have been happening. Things like; Sora falling into the toilet, Sora getting his period, and Sora proclaiming his love to a bagel. So, after seeing Sora make out with a ladybug, again, Riku decided that there was something seriously wrong with him.
Instead of walking Sora home, he took him to his house for "further inspection". He figured that the wacky brunette was probably on some sort of drug and he would be able to take advantage of him. But that was when things got really strange...
He had barely shut the door behind him when Sora suddenly pushed him up against the wall and started grinding their hips together.
"Riku... I want you. And I know you want me. C'mon. Let's go have some fun." He said it in such a seductive tone that Riku couldn't help but shiver.
"Whatever you want, babe."
"Oooh. I like that. When you call me those pet names. Hmm... Do you wanna do it here, or in your room?"
"How 'bout in the shower."
"I love the way you think. Actually, I love everything about you."
Riku allowed himself to chuckle before saying, "The shower it is."
At that moment, something crashed through the window and conked Sora on the head, knocking him out.
"Sora? Sora! Figured it was too good to be true. Oh, well."
Riku gave one long look at the unconscious angel in his arms.
"Who am I to waste this opportunity? Besides, it's only rape if someone finds out."
And then another rock flew through the window and made contact with his head.
The last thought that went through his head was: 'Damn. This guy has good aim.'
That was short. Well, I hope the next chapter clears a few thing up. 'Til then, you must stew in your muckedy brain thoughts. Please review.