Chapter One: Welcome!
Me: WELCOME ALL! TODAY, MARCH 16, 2021, IS THE FIRST DAY OF BEYBLADE BURST INTERVIEWS! IN BEYBLADE BURST INTERVIEWS, WE WILL BE INTERVIEWING CHARACTERS FROM BEYBLADE BURST! THE CHARACTERS ARE… Valt Aoi, Shu Kurenai, Rantaro Kiyama, Wakiya Murasaki, Ken Midori, Zachary Kaneguro, Lui Shirosagi, Silas Karlsile, Free De La Hoya, Hyde, and Phi.
Valt: *poking at camera* hello? this thing on...?
Honcho: *immediately sticks head directly in front of camera* GREETINGS, ALL YOU HONCHO FANS! (pun intended) WELCOME TO-
*lights suddenly go out*
*confused noises*
Unknown: STARLIGHT~
Wakiya: *cringe* oh great.
*pop music starts (it is highly recommended that readers now blast a pop song of their choice loud enough for the people in the next room to hear)*
Zac: NO, THIS IS NOT A DREAM! I AM THE ONE AND ONLY ZAC THE SUNRISE! *zac floats down from nowhere* TO ALL MY ADORING FANS, THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME! YOU ALL—
Lui: Agh... SHUT UP BEFORE OUR EARS START TO BLEED, WILL YOU?
Silas: *waves one hand up* I second that…
Honcho: *cough cough, glares at Lui* SOME people like to have a little fun, y'know. Although you probably have no idea what that means…
Lui: 'SCUSE ME?! (ngl, his version of "fun" is ramming beyblades into his opponent's faces and giving them scars)
Shu: *facepalms at all this nonsense*
Hyde: *sarcastic* heh. I can tell already- These interviews are gonna be GREAT.
Valt: *with all his usual cringe* OH YEAH THEY ARE! WE'VE GOT EVERYONE HERE! IT'S A PAAARRRR-TAYYYY!
Ken (besu): yeah… EVERYONE… *besu crosses teeny puppet arms, obviously glaring at the antagonists in the room*.
Shu: hey… guys; we're all friends here.
Shu (thought): well… most of us… *eying Lui and Phi*
Free: *sitting in the corner of the room and not in a chair* *yawns* …remind me why we're here again-?
Me: You guys are here to answer questions and be controlled by ME, BECAUSE I AM YOUR AUTHOR… *evil cackle* ...did I say that out loud-?
Free: *shrugs* Eh. Okay. *stretches and goes to sleep*
Me: Phi, you're the only one who hasn't spoken yet
Phi: ...
Phi: what's there to talk about? You peasants don't deserve my attention…
Honcho, Wakiya, Zac, Lui, and Silas (basically everyone w/ an ego): HEY! WHO YOU CALLING A PEASANT?!
Hyde: *laughs* well, that's Phi for ya.
*the inevitable fighting finally erupts in response to agitated tension*
Me: HEYY YOU GUYS CALLLMM DOWNNN!
Honcho: *stands up dramatically* NO ONE'S GONNA INSULT ME AND GET AWAY WITH IT!
Me: WAAAAAITTTTT! HONCHO— THINK OF TACOS! TACOOOOOOOOOOOOS!
Honcho: *struggling noises*
Me: *hoping against hope that BBI wouldn't have to end on the very first chapter cuzza Rantaro's anger explosion*
Honcho: *finally sighs loudly and drops into chair* FINE.
Valt: *pats Rantaro on the shoulder* Now thaaaaaat's a good buddy. :D
Honcho: …*folds arms and mumbles something*
*silence*
*intense glares from everybody*
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Me: *looking around* We gonna… We gonna— like— end the chapter…?
*intensity continues*
Me: Aaaaaannnnd that's a wrap-! Great first show, everyone!
Everyone:
Everyone:
Everyone:
Me: Yeah… *cough* imma just… *yeets self out of room*