A/N: Yes! Your favourite story is back in an all new sequel! So here's the sequel to Cursed Idiot … XDDDD P.S. ... before you read this, make sure you have read Cursed Idiot ... otherwise sense equals zero.

Summary: -Sequel to Cursed Idiot- Athenus Yuran is now part of the Straw Hats. Follow their adventures on the Grand Line… SaOC ZoNa -swearing, slight nudity, flirting-

Disclaimer: Athenus: Hi everyone! -waves- I've missed you guys! I can't beli-

Zoro: Just get on with it.

Athenus: -eve it. Anyways, Athe-san doesn't own One Piece or any of its characters.

RR: Review Response for Cursed Idiot

Thanks to the reviewers for CI! I heart you guys so much! At the posting time of this ... there were 41 reviews over 9 chapters. Pretty good, huh? Anyway, this fic is going to be longer (much longer ...) and more 'plotty'. And fluffy. Surprisingly, I like writing fluff. Get over it (if you had a problem in the first place, that is. XD).

Sanji-luver - that's exactly what I'm planning to do! XD I asked my friends if they wanted to be in my ff ... they said yes ... and two of them wanted to be married/engaged to their favourite anime characters ... so I kinda have to oblige them ... -sigh- XP And fluff shall appear ... yay! All hail the fluff! XD

Also thanks to Thomas Drovin, Hemlock, Audra Kaiba, crepes, Allison Peche, jade-blue, victoria, NekoRanma, and Victoria Hill for reviewing Cursed Idiot! XD You guys made my day a whole lot brighter, reading your reviews! Let's just hope everything works out ...?

What has happened since we last saw Athenus …?

Her job has changed! She is now the cleaner of the Going Merry…
She and Sanji have gotten closer …
She and Zoro have become friends …
Zoro and Sanji hardly fight (in her presence, of course … heh heh)!
And they have set sail for a new island!

Now you're clued in, on with the story ...

I sat on the prow of the Going Merry, thinking. If you didn't know who I am, my name is Athenus Yuran, and I'm the cleaner of the Mugiwara pirates. I ran into the Straw Hats just two days ago, in the bar I work at. See, this world isn't my native world. I am actually from Reality (Earth), but I guess my home island would be Ischel, the one I joined on.

Two arms snaked around my waist, and I looked back to see they were my Sanji-kun's arms. I smiled at him, and we revelled in the moment of silence together, looking out over the ocean. Also, the day I joined, I fell in love with Zoro, but something happened between us, and I fell in love with Sanji. Currently Sanji and I are together, and Zoro and I are just close nakama.

Our perfect moment of silence, however, was shattered.

"Sanji-san! I want meat!" It was Luffy, the captain of the Straw Hats. He always wanted meat, but I didn't say that out loud.

We broke apart, and kissed each other, and Sanji rolled his eyes, and went to the kitchen to cook some … wait for it … MEAT! for the captain.

"I guess I'd better start cleaning," I sighed, as I started walking down to my room to scrub it clean.

"Wait, Athe-chan." It was Zoro, the First Mate. He called me by Athe-chan, because even if we didn't work out together romantically, we were still close nakama. I turned around to face the green-haired swordsman with an impatient look on my face.

"I've got cleaning to do, Zoro-san. Or do you want me to tell them …?" I asked, my face filled with mirth at remembering Zoro's underpants … the ones with love hearts …

"No, no, no," Zoro said hastily, remembering the same thing. "All I was going to say is that we're going to dock in two to three days. That's what Nami-san told me to pass on to you."

I nodded. "Okay, tell Nami-san I received her message. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got cleaning to do." I turned away to start walking to the cabins.

Zoro's face grew redder. "I'm nobody's messenger boy!"

Looking at Zoro and smirking his-now-mine smirk, I said, "You're Nami-san's, aren't you?" and left him there, while I actually reached the female quarters without being stopped.

Shaking his head, Zoro went to the navigation room to tell Nami my message.

When I reached my room, I whispered to myself, "Baka Baka no Waves!" and hearing the regular waves of my crewmates, I relaxed. I'd been practising my talents during the two days at sea – mainly on Sanji and Zoro.

Finally, some meat! Meatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeat … That would be Luffy … and from the sound of it, Sanji's finished cooking.

Hello my Sanji-kun!

Yes, my Athie-chwan? What is it you desire?

Come to my room. We're going to have some fun … cleaning.

Okay, my sweet. I'll be there as soon as possible, if Luffy-sama doesn't want any more meat.

I sweat dropped. Why don't I do something about that?

You can? Sanji's mind-voice was surprised.

Well, if I use my powers …

So far, I had only told Sanji about eating the Baka Baka no Mi. He thought it was … interesting. Also I had told Zoro, but only what I had done to him, and about the mind waves, not the whole lot.

Mellorine, it is an option, but risky, nonetheless.

I also told Sanji he could argue with me, instead of always acceding to my wishes. So far he pretty much let me run over him, but he was getting there, one step at a time.

Do you think I should experiment, Sanji-kun?

It might be good to see that stupid marimo's face when he finds out …

Saaannnji! I wailed telepathically. No matter what happened, 'that stupid marimo' is still a close nakama. Remember …

Yes, my dear. Well, go ahead and try. Luffy's calling for more meat … we're going to run out of meat in the three days we have left at sea the rate he's going.

I cracked a smile. I'll do what I can for you, my Sanji-kun.

Thank you, mellorine.

I cut off the contact, and rummaged through my memory for something to use on Luffy. I had it.

"Thank you Okaasan," I sent to the heavens. I knew what I could do to shut Luffy up … now to find the right words.

Next on Cursed Love …

When Athenus finds the words to use her Devil Fruit powers, she casts it on Luffy – and all hell breaks loose. See how the Mugiwaras fare with a … completely changed captain!

All on Cursed Love next instalment …