Chapter Two: COVID
Me: Welcome back! Today, I've been asked to interview the characters about… *drumroll* THEIR THOUGHTS ON COVID~~~
Silas: …what?
Me: oh, nothing— It's just a deadly, airbourne, virus that's spread worldwide and kept us real people home and quarantined from the public for a little over a year now. It's also how I've had enough time to write this interview into existence.
Valt: I-
Ken (Keru): I would cut off human interaction, lock myself up in a house, and become a germaphobe. *folds arms stubbornly*
Ken (Besu): Duh— yeah. What Keru said.
Hyde: *leaning back in chair* HAH. You guys got no guts. How bad could it get? *shrugs* Yeah, no. I'm not in on this whole crazy lock-up idea.
Me: dot dot dot
Phi: Oh Hyde… *smiles coldly* your wild recklessness would kill you instantly.
Silas: Guys, a worldwide virus means no Beyblade battles— *shrugs happily* good thing we're fake.
Wakiya: *grunts* with no tournaments, I guess I would just use my time to practice with Hoj— *panics* oh wait- I wouldn't be able to practice with Hoji-! aaAaAaAAAhHh…! …WHAT WOULD I DO-?!
Free: heh, I'd enjoy not having to talk to anyone. Staying home would be great. *stretches* no one to bother me… that's the life.
Me: what about you, Lui?
Lui: …
Lui: What are we talking about again?
Me:
Me: …nevermind.
Zac: …hey— what about me?!
Me: oh yeah… (totally didn't forget our wonderful pop star) So Zac, what would you do?
Zac: *flips hair* I would still perform~ *stands up and strikes a pose* PEOPLE MAY DIE OF THIS SICKNESS, BUT I WILL NOT LET THEM DIE FROM LACK OF MY SUNSHINE!
Honcho: …did... did that make sense-? *hesitantly looks left and right* …anyone? No? Just me?
Honcho: …okay.