Chapter Three: Phi's Dare!
Me: GREETINGS, READERS! Today we have a DARE. The dare is for…
Valt, Honcho, and Ken: *drums on the table*
Me: …
Me: …
Me: …PHIIIIII!
*surprised noises (s'not like the title gave anything away ;D)*
Silas: *attempts in vain to hide uncontrollable laughter*
Lui: *sits up* Well let's hear it. *grins evilly*
Free: *opens one eye*
Me: Phi, you have been dared to…
Wakiya: yeees?
Me: …be nice to Hyde for 5 minutes.
Hyde: *bursts out in maniacal laughter* OHHH THIS IS RICH! *doubles over laughing*
Phi: …
Phi: …
Phi: …
Phi: I would honestly rather go to one of Zac's concerts.
Zac: *rolls eyes* You say that like it's worse than dying.
Phi: *as if this was obvious* Is it not?
Me: Phiiii...? You gonna do the dare?
Phi: Never.
Me: PLEEEAASSSEEE
Phi: …*simply glares murderously*
Wakiya: *whispers to Honcho* I'm betting five dollars that Phi's gonna forfeit.
Honcho: *whispers back* I'm in. Five bucks that the author's gonna make him do it… :) ehehehheeh
Valt: *starts chanting* DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!
*Honcho joins in the chant along with Ken*
Valt, Honcho, and Ken: *chanting louder* DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!
Phi: You can't make me.
Me: mmm… you sure about that?
Phi: *suddenly gets overpowered by my handy author powers*
Phi: …
Phi: …*deadly quiet* fine.
*crazy whoops from the room*
Free: *wakes up* Ah. This oughta be interesting.
Wakiya: *hands over five dollars reluctantly*
Honcho: *smirks*
Hyde: MY DEAREST BROTHER… WON'T YOU PLEASE GET ME A MILKSHAKE? *blinkity blink blink*
Phi: *eye twitching* A milkshake?
Hyde: *nods*
Phi: *sits for a moment in pure hate*
Phi: *suddenly stands up forcefully and knocks chair down* OF COURSE, BROTHER… *cringing*
Phi: *walks out the room and reappears a few minutes later with a milkshake*
Everyone else: *watching intently*
Hyde: *smiling uncontrollably* I'm waaaiittiiinnnggggg~
Phi: *is about to crush the cup in absolute rage* *walks over to Hyde*
Hyde: *throws hands up gleefully* This is amazing!
Honcho: *whispers* anyone getting this on tape?
Silas: Wayyy ahead of you… *recording*
Hyde: *happily reaches out for the milkshake like a kid*
Phi: *shoves it into Hyde's hand*
Hyde: *immediately takes a huge GULP* :DDD
Hyde: *suddenly doubles over spitting it all out* WHAT ON EARTH DID YOU PUT IN THIS THING?!
Phi: *shrugs mockingly* you never specified ingredients, so...
Hyde: Ouch? Kay, fine. Battle me instead.
Phi: ...You're planning on battling me using my Hades?
Hyde: YOUR Hades?!
Phi: well, of course. Dread Hades is mine and always has been.
Hyde: WHAT
Phi: And while we're on the topic, I will be reclaiming my property one day.
Hyde: *laughs loudly* I'd like to see you try.
*by now, the twins are on the brink of literally attacking each another*
Me: *suddenly jumps in between them* W-WAIT! d-dOn'T KiLL eAcH oThEr!
Hyde: *crazed* not even a little?
Me: SOMEONE, END THE CHAPTER! *throws author powers into the air for someone to take*
Valt: *catches* *blink blink* *accidentally launches Wakiya across the room*
Silas: you idiot, give that to me. *snatches author powers from him and ends chapter*