Me: ALLLRIGHTY, THE NEXT QUESTION IS: "Who would win a staring contest?"
Everyone: …Valt.
Valt: *cheesy laughter* Yeah that'll be me.
Zac: Honestly, that kid's got some willpower… One time, he asked if he could perform on stage with me, and I said, "when pigs fly". And you know what he did next?!
Wakiya: *sighs dramatically like he always does* Oh, how could I forget? He came to my farm and—
Honcho: Hold your horses- you have a FARM?!
Wakiya: …is there anything that I don't have-?
Honcho: …Touché
Wakiya: So anyway, he came to my farm and picked up one of my pigs… I'm guessing you can put the rest together.
Wakiya: …
Wakiya: *to Valt and Honcho* what are you doing-?
*Honcho and Valt are staring furiously at each other*
Honcho: *strained* Testing… Valt's… championship…