Hey. Yeah. Well, this is my last chappie! Much luv goes to all of you! And for those of you who noticed, I don't write the sex details unless I'm in a smutty mood. And that doesn't happen a lot when you're typing. Oh! I don't want this to end! Well, this is the epilogue's epilogue. Here's bringing you to the end!

It had been a few years since Riku and Sora started dating. Since then, Axel stopped doing shit and they all became friends. Alas, there was no foursome. Well, it's not technically a foursome when two couples do it on the same bed, is it? I mean, they just got together and did their respective partners. But enough of that 'cuz you won't get to know any more.

It was November 24, the anniversary of the first time they made love. Our young-ish couple decided to do something special. They had a late Halloween party.

Axel came as a crazed pyromaniac. (He didn't have to dress up.) Roxas was a cat. Riku was a dashing prince, wearing purple and blue satin and a crown of gold on his head. He also had a cape.

Sora, on the other hand, was a princess. (A/N: Do you remember in the beginning, how Riku used to call him Princess. Yeah. That was supposed to be Sora's pet name. But I kept forgetting to add it.) He had let his hair grow out, so there was no need for a wig or hair extensions. He wore black eye-liner with purple eye-shadow and blood red lipstick. His dress was the color of red whine and he had black, high-heeled shoes. He didn't even have to wear a corset since he already had a feminine figure.

The whole point of the party was to show-off Sora. So at midnight, everyone gathered for the surprise and the curtain fell.

You couldn't possibly imagine the roar of the crowd. Especially those who yelled out cat-calls and phone numbers.

And when Riku told them that it was Sora, everyone went quiet. The brunette beauty stood there with a blush practically painted on his cheeks and everyone just stared.

Then the whole room (it was the gym of their high school celebrating prom) erupted into "Oh my GOD!"s and "You've got to be shitting me!"s.

Riku came up and pulled Sora into a passionate kiss. Everyone gave cheers and "Awwwwwwww"s and there was one "Take off your shirt!".

After prom, they went to Riku's (their) condo. It helps to be rich.

They went in and immediately started making out. Getting older seemed to have upped their libidos.

They were on the bed, this time with Sora on top. (Shocking, isn't it?)

He paused for a bit, looking down at his beautiful lover.

"I love you."

"I love you, too...

Snuggle Wiggles."

"Riku!"

And so the mood was totally ruined and the rest of the night was spent with Riku locked outside the bedroom, pounding on the door trying to get his lover's forgiveness.

Yeah. I couldn't help it. I was writing "I love you, too" and then "Snuggle Wiggles" popped into my head. Do you even remember Snuggle Wiggles? It's what Sora's mom used to call him. And still does. And did you notice that they're anniversary was the 24th and the chapter that they did it was chapter 24? That's OK if you didn't. Well, that's it. I suppose I've already said my "goodbyes" and "Much luv"s. Oh. And the story was never supposed to be like this. Riku was going to be an ignorant bastard 'til the end and then by some miracle, get Sora's love. But this way's funnier. And I've been thinking. This story's more of a "T" than an "M", right? Oh well. I luv you guys! And goodbye! I hope all you writers out there continue writing! For the rest of your life! Heh-heh. Well. Bye! I don't know when I'll ever see you again. Except for those Naruto fans. By the way, what name sounds cooler? Sensuke, Keisuke, or Ryusuke. And if you can think of any other name that ends with "suke", that would be great. Please let me know. Bye!