Chapter Six: Tripping

Me: Okay! Next we have: "What would you do if you tripped over the person to your rights' shoe?"

Valt: If I tripped over Shu's shoe… uh… I would just apologize and get up-?

Shu: um… weird question. Tripping over Rantaro's shoe… Nothing, I guess…

Rantaro: *gets up and shakes fist* UGH IF WAKIYA TRIPPED ME—

Wakiya: HEY ISN'T THIS HYPOTHETICAL SITUATION SUPPOSED TO BE AN ACCIDENT ON MY PART?

Rantaro: YOU NEVER KNOW WITH YOU, WAKIYA! YOU COULD BE TRIPPING ME ON PURPOSE-!

Me: riiight. Noted. You'd get in a fight.

Wakiya: *stubbornly sits down and looks to his right* oh- *expression calms* Well, If Ken tripped me then we'd be fine. No problems.

Ken: *looks to his right* ahhh… *shivers* (it's Hyde)

Hyde: *sees Ken* HAH! *grins maniacally and sticks tongue out at him*

Honcho: *looks from Ken to Hyde* um… Valt-? Ken's scared of Hyde…

Valt: *shivers* yuh huh. Who wouldn't be? Him and Phi are freeeeaaa-ky. *pulls on his collar*

*poor Ken is petrified*

Ken:

Ken:

Ken:

Me: um… moving on… Hyde?

Hyde: *feet on the table* Hm… *looks to his right* HA HAAA! LETS JUST SAY THAT IF THAT GUY ZAC TRIPPED ME, HE'D BECOME MORE OF A SUNSET THAN A SUNRISE.

Zac: …erm… alright, then

Zac: *clears throat and looks to his right* Honestly, I don't think I would trip over Lui's shoe. First of all, I actually watch where I'm going, and secondly—

Lui: I would never be seen standing around you… *scoffs*

Zac: Yes. There's that. The fact that Lui is such a fun-killing, music-hating, sharky.

Lui:

Lui: *menacing* …did you just call me a… sharky-?

Zac: *puts his hands up and smiles* Guilty as charged.

Me: Okay I'm going to use my author powers to mute Zac and Lui's yelling for the sake of the readers.

Me: *looks at Lui who is furiously shouting* aaaaand let's skip Lui. Silas?

Silas: *scoffs* I would never trip. Especially over someone's shoe.

*silas, who just so happens to be standing, falls flat on his back, tripped by Phi*

Phi: …you were saying?

Me: Free. Your turn. What would you do if the person to your right, Phi, tripped you?

Free: *looks up* I would probably fall and bruise something.

Me: *blink blink*

Free: *straight faced*

Me: uh. Okay.

Me: *clears throat* Phi? Your turn.

Phi: *cringes* …ugh. if I tripped over Valt's shoe… I would shatter his precious Valtryek.

Valt: what is with you and shattering Beys?!

Shu: Honestly, Valt, that's what we all wanna know.

Lui: Besides, the honor of breaking Valtryek is reserved for that Aiger kid.

Me: WELL, that's a wrap! Good night folks!