Me: Coming up next isss… "What is everyone's inner fearsss!?"
*cringes from Silas, Zac, and Wakiya*
Me: Okayyy… Starting in alphabetical order! That'll be Daigo, Free, Hyde, Ken, Lui, Phi, Rantaro, Shu, Silas, Valt, Wakiya, and Zac.
Zac: *sigh of relief*
Me: We'll be interviewing everyone individually, so ALL YALL PPL GIT OUT EXCEPT DAIGO!
*everyone walks out except Free and Daigo*
Me: Free.
…
Me: Free.
…
Me: FREEEE WAKE UPPP!
Free: *opens one eye* huh? Oh. Fine then.
*Free gets out*
Me: Okay, Daigo. Go. Inner fear.
Daigo: um. Well I guess there's no point in hiding it now… I'm scared that my resonance will go bad. Remember that time I cheated against Yugo? Yeah. I don't want that to ever happen again…
Daigo: …Alright who's next?
Me: …a, b, c, d, e… that'll be Free.
*Daigo walks out*
Me: FREEEE, GET BACK HERE!
Free: *yawns, walks in, and leans against the wall* I'll just keep this short and sweet; my biggest fear is fear itself.
Me: huh. That's wise. Did you get that from Lupin?
Free: huh-? Who's Lupin?
Me: …nevermind.
Me: Ok Free, you can leave now.
Me: HYDE. Get in here
*Hyde passes Free as he walks inside*
Hyde: Mkay. Lemme be completely honest with you.
Me: …
Hyde: I'm not scared of anything.
Me: Uh huh.
Hyde: I mean it! Whether the fact is a deadly weakness or a powerful strength, it's true.
Me: huh… that's… interesting…
Hyde: *peace sign* Yup.
*Hyde is replaced with Ken*
Me: alright Ken. Biggest fear.
Ken: …wow this is ironic-
Ken:
Ken: I'm scared of big animals.
Me:
Ken:
Me:
Ken:
Me: *eyes wide* no way.
Ken: *nods slowly*
Me: …Kerbeus is a—
Ken: I know… A big dog with three heads.
Me:
Me:
Me: I—
Ken:
Me: …
Me: um. Okay. Lui's next.
*Ken leaves*
Lui: *walks in and crosses arms*
Me: So…?
Lui: I'm not scared of anything.
Me: Really? Anything at all?
Lui: My answer's not gonna change.
Me: Well, it better, cuz we've got some readers dying to know what your biggest fear is.
Lui: Does it look like I care?
Me: JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE SCARED OF.
Lui: WHY SHOULD I?
Me: BECAUSE.
Lui: *walks out of room*
Me: Wait, what…? HEY COME BACK! SLDFSLHGKDLFJGH— YOU HAVE TO TELL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*Lui's long gone*
Me: *sighs* fine. Finefinefine.
Me: ok- PHI. You're next.
…
*silence*
Me: *sigh* Of course he left.
Me: Alright, Rantaro! you're up.
Honcho: *walks in and sits down*
Me: mkay. What's your biggest fe—
Honcho: OKAY FINE I'LL SAY ITTTTT ?-! IMSCAREDOFUNICORNSOKAY?! THEY FREAKING FREAK ME OUT-!
Me: I-
Honcho: *stomps out of room*
Me: …
*Shu walks in*
Shu: Me next, right?
Me: No, Silas is next.
Shu: I-
Me: Dude I'm kidding, sit down.
*Shu sits*
Me: okay. Biggest fear?
Shu: Well, recently, I've been helping out a kid named Fubuki.
Me: uh huh?
Shu: And I guess I just don't want him to go down the path I did, you know? I don't want him to have evil resonance.
Me: Makes sense.
Shu: I'll go get Silas
*Silas replaces Shu*
Silas: *looking away*
Me: …
Silas: …
Me: …well?
Silas: …
Silas: do I have to-?
Me: Positively. No escaping it.
Silas: *shifts uncomfortably*
Silas: …
Silas: …maybe I'm scared of *mumbles*
Me: …Come again-?
Silas: *trails off* My biggest fear is *unaudiable*
Me: …HUH-?
Silas:
Me:
Silas: *looks me in the eye* …clowns.
Me: CL—?!
*poof* (he's gone)
Me: …—owns…?
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Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: Um. Okay, moving on. VALT?
Valt: PRESENTTTT!
Me: good, you're here. Ok. Answer the question.
Valt: Uh, well— remember when I had that dream about Clio? That was so freaky. I thought he was going to turn me into a zombie… *shivers at the thought*
Wakiya: *pops in* you sure looked like one…
Valt: So ANYWAY, yeah. That's that.
Me: uh… Valt-? Have fun while you can, because you're not gonna like Chapter 44…
Valt: *didn't hear me* HEY WAKIYAAAA! GET BACK HERE! YOUR TURNNN!
Wakiya: *blue-faced* oh~ my turn a-already…?
Valt: *cheesy laugh* HEHEHE YUP
Wakiya: *robot-walks over to the chair*
Me: So-?
Wakiya: um-
Wakiya: er…
Wakiya: well…
Wakiya: IM NOT SCARED OF ANYTHING, OKAY?!
Me: uh huh. Wasn't it something about— trees? Or really high bridges? …Skyscrapers, maybe?
Wakiya: *turning green, eyes bulging* UH- MPH- JUST TALKING ABOUT IT IS—
Me: uhhh
Wakiya: *stumbles out of room* I'M GONNA BE SICKKKKKK!
Me: heights. Noted.
Me: *looks up* SUNRISEEEEE! GET IN HERE!
Zac: *pops head into room* *gulps*
Me: You're the last one
Zac:
Zac:
Zac: *bursts out* I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT MY FANS—!
Me: what?
Zac: ╥﹏╥ I'M SCARED OF BEING—
Me: fan-less? Unpopular? Unknown? Maybe even outdone by Akira?
Zac: *runs out of room with hands covering face; yelling overdramatically*
Me: Huh. Never would've guessed.
Me: MK, ALL BLADERS, RETUUUUUUUUURNNNNNN! *dramatic thunder*
*everyone comes back*
Valt: what's with the thunde-
Me: JUST LIVE WITH IT.
Valt: *squeak*
Me: GREAT JOB EVERYONE! THIS QUESTION HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN— …ANSWERED! THANK YOU VERY MUCH!