Me: Hey everyone! We've got a dare from my brother. And his dare is for Xanderrrrr!
Xander: HA HA HA- NO WAY! CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT HE THOUGHT UP-!
Me: You have been dared to… PICK UP AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.
Suoh: …what-?
Silas: wait, really-?!
Xander: OHHHHH YEAHHH. *warming up* LET'S DO THIS.
Valt: HAAAHAAAA~ *jumps on Xander* ME FIRSTTTT!
Honcho: NOT WITHOUT ME, YOU DON'T— *Honcho jumps on Xander too*
Xander: *piggy-back holding them both* HAH. THIS IS NOTHING— WHO ELSE?
Valt: SHUUUUUU! GET UP HEREEE! IT MAKES YOU FEEL SO TAAAALLLLL! *looks amazed*
Shu: *awkward laugh* yeah… I'd rather pass… *shrugs and rubs the back of his head*
Xander: NOPE. *picks up Shu*
Shu: oh, great-
Valt: AHHH- SCOOT OVER HONCHOOOOO! WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF SPACE ON XANDER'S BACKKKKK! *climbs onto Honcho*
Honcho: AHHHHH- VALT- WHAT ARE YOU—
Valt: MAKING MORE ROOM-!
Xander: HAHAHAHA I'M NOT EVEN GETTING STARTED! WHO NEXT? LUI?
Lui: *looks horrified* nO. I WOULD HONESTLY RATHER DIE. *backs away*
Wakiya: *pushes Lui forward and into Xander's reach*
Lui: GAH—
Xander: *picks him up with a grunt and puts him on top of Shu*
Shu and Lui: *groaning*
Lui: *wants to sink into the ground and disappear forever*
Shu: *desperately longs to be anywhere else in the world than here, in this room, with Lui on top of him, struggling to get off*
Valt: HAHAHA THIS IS AWESOMMMEEEE!
Honcho: OW- VALT YOU'RE PULLING MY HAIR—
Xander: *grunts* WHO ELSE? LETS GOOOO!
Hyde: *runs up, steps on a chair, grabs Lui's collar, puts his other hand on Valt's shoulder, steps on Honcho's back, and lifts himself up, higher than the other four as Xander stumbles to the left* THAT'LL BE MEEEEEE! *laughs maniacally*
Lui: AHH- YOU'RE CHOKING ME, YOU MANIAC—
Honcho: AH- OW- NO—!
Valt: GAHHHH—! *falling off*
Shu: *grunts* ah- *winces*
Wakiya: *holding his phone up and recording Xander, who's stumbling a few feet away from the table with five, yelling people piled on top of him* *can't contain the amount of joy he's having right now*
Silas: *to Wakiya* YOU'RE RECORDING THIS?
Wakiya: No chance of me letting a moment like this slip by~ *enjoying himself* I'M NEVER GONNA LET LUI FORGET THIS-!
Phi: *actually looks up*
Free: *laughs for once* …no way-
Suoh: *shaking his head* How did I end up here…?
Daigo and Ken: *staring disbelievingly*
Ken (Keru): …Daigo.
Daigo: *eyes still glued on the fiasco* …uh huh-?
Ken (Keru): Are you seeing what I'm seeing?
Daigo: …uh huh.
*Xander is struggling now. Hyde is still laughing, Shu looks miserable, Lui looks horrified, Honcho looks pained but still happy, and Valt is having the time of his life*
Valt: *both hands up* BEST. DAY. EVER! THIS IS AMAZINGGGGGGG!
Honcho: VALT-! WHY DID YOU LET GOOOOOO—
*Valt falls off Honcho, Hyde loses balance and pulls Lui down, who pulls Shu down with him. Last of all, Xander tumbles backward and falls on top of all of them with a huge crash*
Valt, Honcho, Hyde, Lui, and Shu: *grooaaannnnn*
Xander: ahhh… *winces* New record! That was five people!
Honcho: ahhh— not. a good idea…
Xander: Welp- there you go. Dare completed. HAHAHA-!
Everyone under Xander: oh- OWW-! ee… move your leg! ah- get OFFA me-! eesh… OHH— that's gonna leave a mark-
Zac: …In all my years, I have never seen anything this bizarre… *look of disbelief*