Chapter Seventeen: Poor Free

Me: WHOEVER WAKES UP FREE GETS A CANDY BAAAARRRR!

Fubuki: oh, this is gonna be a disaster…

Phi: *rolls eyes* why am I even here? *leaves*

Valt and Honcho: *battle cries as they run toward Free*

Hyde: *grabs Valt's hoodie and Honcho's coat, causing them to halt in mid-run* *menacing* Ohhh no you don't. That candy bar is mine.

Valt and Honcho: *genuinely freaked out by Hyde*

Hyde: *pulls Honcho and Valt back* I'M GOING IN-

*Hyde almost makes it to Free when Honcho jumps on top of Hyde*

Hyde: GAH! DUDE—?!

Valt: *makes a run for Free*

Valt: *full-body-tackles Free and knocks the air out of him*

Free: OOMPH. *wakes up with a jolt and groans in pain* What the heck, guys?

Valt: YAAAASSSSSS! MEESA WONN A CANDEE BARRRRR! GIMME, GIMME, GIMME, GIMME!

Honcho: *sulks*

Hyde: *arms crossed* god dang it.

Free: *wincing* *looks at me*

Me: *tosses a Kit Kat at Valt* What? The show must go on!

Free: *sighs and leans his head against the wall*