1Disclaimer: I don't own inuyasha, but I do own the penguin!
"So, miroku walks into a bar and says, ok ladies, I don't need anyone to bear my children anymore, I just found out I'm gay!"
sigh I've heard this on a thousand times said th peguin master who was currently high on drinking too much lemonade...
Inuyasha came dancing into the bar singing "I wish a were an oscar myer weiner" He turns into one and starts getting cooked by sango. I bet miroku would just love this!
The peguin starts puffing on his bubble gum cigarette and walks away shakng his head. The world has gone to the dolphins...
Kagome starts chasing Sesshomaru with a feather while miroku is chasing her with a whip O.o
The penguin quickly follows holding a swordfish, not wanting to be left outta the fun. Sango quickly comes in and grabs miroku by the ear, telling him just exactly she'd like to put that whip and throws him into a nearby pool of macaroni.
Rin laughs as Jaken gets smacked by miroku's whip and is hurled through the middle of a hole in a tree and becomes stuck.
Naraku jumps outta no where as starts melting screaming "oh what a world! What a world!" Everyone sweat drops as kagome starts poking what used to be naraku with a stick. It's squishy!
The penguin sighs and pulls on his janitor outfit and starts to mop.
Inuyasha appears outta no where and teases kagome. Kagome cries and jumps off a cliff into a fluffy cloud where she floats away. Sesshomaru shrugs and walks into the sunset followed by a giggling rin who had just thrown a marshmallow at Jaken. Sango rubs Inuyasha's butt, and he sweatdrops and digs a hole to live in. Sango sighs and goes to find someone else to hit on. Miroku cries seeing as to how he's still stuck in macaroni... O.o
Meanwhile...
The penguin goes to a party...
A/N
LOL. I'm such a loser. I was bored...I can write better than this, I just wanted to test it out...and this , unfortunately is the result.. This one isn't nearly as good as my original that I wrote years ago. It's called bob the builder or twisted anime story? And it's by my old pen name Neko 1633. You'll be sure to get a laugh. Well, review and tell me what you think!