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Honcho: *looking around* HellOOOOOOOooooo?
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Wakiya: *looking around* Where's that author person?
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Xander: Looks like we're missing our host…
Valt: uhhhh…
Silas: What are we supposed to do now-?
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(*spongebob monotone voice* One hour later…)
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Silas: *groan* Why are we still here?
Rantaro and Valt: *bored* rock… paper…
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Wakiya: UGHHH… I'm dyyyyinggg~
Shu: …
Shu: *head in hands* This doesn't make any sense— …who's writing this?
Zac: remind me why we're not just leaving the room?
Shu: we don't even know what's outside this room!
Valt: *groans* I want Beyyybreaddddd ╥﹏╥
Wakiya: that's it. I'm leaving. *walks to the hallway that leaves the room*
Wakiya: *walks back in*
Honcho: what's wrong?
Wakiya: huh? What the heck?
Honcho: hello? Why'd you come back?
Wakiya: I- I didn't. I was walking forward, and— and… I walked into this room agai— *hesitates then walks back into the hallway, (which goes forward five feet, and then turns left) and walks back almost immediately after he was out of sight.*
Wakiya: …*looks around and finds himself back in the room*
Wakiya: *slowly sits down against the wall* I- … I- …
Honcho: great. He's broken.
Fubuki: how long do we have to sit here?
Shu: *sigh* I don't know.
Free: *enjoying the time he has to sleep*
Valt: y'know what? Imma take a page outta Free's book. *crawls under the table and lays down to take a nap*
Honcho: count me in.
(Seventeen hours later…)
*Valt, Honcho, Shu, Wakiya, Daigo, and Ken are laying in a pile on the floor*
Valt and Honcho: *weakly sings the Beyblade Burst theme song* ? Our worlds collide… fight to survive… during the battleeeee, they come aliveee… ? *grooannn*
*Fubuki and Suoh are sitting in the corner of the room, relatively far apart, and each leaning against the wall*
Fubuki: *eyes closed* *banging his head against the wall lightly and repetitively*
Suoh: *to himself* no— be quiet. *and then in a darker voice:* Genji, you can't tell me what to do… yes I can. You're me, Suoh— I- Where's Salamander? Did you take him? You're me? Then who am I? I- I- …Who are you-? Suoh…?
*Xander, Silas, and Zac are sitting on chairs, staring at the air*
Xander: hm? What did you say?
Zac: I didn't say anything. And why are you singing? Isn't that my thing?
*Hyde is chilling on top of the center table, tossing Hades up and down*
*Lui and Free are relaxing on opposite sides of the room, seemingly having some sort of staring contest*
Lui: *staring at Free* If I stay here any longer, I'm gonna puke. I can't stand being in a room with this many morons for this long.
Free: heh. Moron. That's a funny word.
Silas: …you're a funny word, Free.
Free: *lazily turns his head in the direction of Silas* oh no you di'nt.
Valt: oh yuh he did.
Ken: …Besu says hi.
Honcho: Greetings, your cat-ness.
Shu: Keru's a dog.
Valt: wow. Even Shu's going crazy.
Shu: …no really. They're both dogs.
Wakiya: …waht?
Free: hah… Hah. I've never been around… this many- funny words- I mean- *shakes head* people- …what? …for longer than three… whaz the word? *twitches* Three… three… time-sections… time… time …how long have we been here—?
Shu: …I lost count after Valt thought Rantaro's hair was Beybread. *cringes*
Valt: I'M SO HUNGRYYYYYY
Hyde: *laughs* Wow, you guys are going insane.
Honcho: AAAaand you're… s'not—?
Hyde: …I'm naturally insane. This has no effect on me.
Valt: *squinting* …Touuuuuché…
Silas: can someone tell me… why I… exist…? A-are we even real? Is this interview real?!
Suoh: DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT! Can't you see that there's only one me…? Only one…? Which one of us is the fire, and which is the genius, huh? Are we… are you—? *shakes head* …stop. No, stop… please.
Silas: …I accept that explanation. Thank you, Suoh— for realigning my life for me…
Silas: *turns towards Hyde* …and Hyde— *points* you're a- *squints and tilts head* you're a… clown.
Hyde: …
Hyde: I've been called worse…
Shu: I can't… I can't… think—
Lui: *sits down against the wall slowly* that makes two of us…
Shu: …Did I already say that the answer is to straighten your left hand when launching…? I did?
Valt: rrreeeaaalllyyy? GOOOOOO, AERIAL BOOOOSTTTT!
Lui: HEYYYyyyy… I jumped exactly as high as you did in the Japan Nationals. Your Aerial Boost was meaningless. I won, anywayzzzzz… zz… *nods off*
Hyde: …You guys are killing me.
Fubuki: hm… I see…
Honcho: Is that you—? Ranjiro…?
Hyde: Bro, your brother's not here.
Shu: *realizing* waaaAAAAIIITTT- NEITHER IS YOURRRS!
Hyde: *eyes wide* I honestly didn't even notice.
Everyone: WHERE'S PHI?!
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Phi: *walks into the room* …and so you simpletons finally put the pieces together. I would applaud you, but… well— you just don't deserve it for your miserable performance.
Shu: IT WAS YOUUUU?!
Phi: *evil grin* all along. I got rid of that author person and took her job for a chapter.
Shu: but how'd you get rid of her?
Phi: …do I need to answer that question? I am a half-demon, after all.
Honcho: I… KNEW IT-!
Wakiya: wait. how come we couldn't leave?
Phi: …I just put an infinite hallway in place of the exit.
Silas: *attempts to strangle Phi, but is held back by Honcho*
Honcho: *twitching* *dangerous voice* Wait. Phi… why… did you… do this…?
Phi: …
Phi: …because I am arguably the most evil person in Beyblade Burst.
Everyone: *taking this in*
Phi: *dusting his hands* Well, that was fun, wasn't it?
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Everyone: *tackles Phi*