DISCLAIMER: I in no way own Futurama or any of the characters, except if I decide to throw in a few. I'll tell you if they are mine in the story.
This story takes place during the episode Godfellas. This takes place before Bender kills some of the villages and they end up killing each other blah blah blah. So what would have happened if Bender didn't kill those villagers? What if he tried to be good and… actually was? This story is how Bender turned out to be a good god to his little people.
"Oh great metal god
the people on your ass have become non believers. Punish them
severely, make them believe!" yelled Malaky.
"Ok!" Bender
said.
Bender turned his head until it was all the way backwards.
"Hey you, little ass people, why don't you believe in me anymore?"
"Because you do not do good or bad you do nothing for us. It's like we don't exist."
"Well you are on my ass."
"That is not excuse, you must pay attention to use otherwise we will bomb the other side and you will have no one to worship you."
"Ok! Ok! I will pay attention to the ass people."
"Good, what is your first command?"
"I command you to help tear down the beer plant on the front."
Thousands of little people starting walking from Benders ass to his front side where the Beer plant was.
They all started to tear it down piece by piece and the smoke circling the towns started to disappear.
"This looks good," said Bender yawning and he drifted off to sleep.
He woke up to sounds of gun shot. He looked down and there he saw the ass people and the people from his front side fighting.
He had, with one command, started a civil war.
Author's Note: I know it sucks and I probably won't add on to it but R&R