WHERE HAS ALL THE RUM GONE!

by Stupidfic

try looking in my fanfic, it might be in there!

-1Jack Sparrow was up and about frantically trying to find something important. "WHERE HAS THE BLOODY RUM GONE!" he shouted. He looked behind a bush and found a bottle of rum. "There it is!" Jack said in glee. He grabbed the bottle and gulped down the rum. And then Sparrow got drunk.

THE END!

…What? You were expecting more? For god's sake it was just a freaking bottle of alcohol! If your so unsatisfied than read something else because I'm not here to entertain you. Sheesh!