*humming Mission Impossible theme song as I sneak onto Beyblade Burst Interviews and steal a chapter from my sister* *cackles evilly as the clickities start clacking and the typing commences~~*
*Everyone's in the room waiting for the oh so gracious host*
Honcho: Uh, yo… Anyone notice, or was the description of our author a bit… unusual-?
Daigo: I- … uh…
Wakiya: Honestly, our host is a little unusual.
Honcho: …Fair enough.
Honcho: Anywaaayyy… so, uh. where is this "oh so gracious host"?
*Suddenly, a muffled shout is heard and a door is slammed shut*
*A very epic, handsome, intelligent guy walks into the room*
Me: *bows* HELLO, everybody~
Valt: *looking left and right* 'd somebody invite him? Do we- …do we know this guy? Uh, guys-? Hello? Can someone fill me in…?
Hyde: …*dangerously* …Phi-? Are you behind this.
Phi: I'm trapped in this cage-! What could I have possibly done-?!
Honcho: *to me* uh, who're you…?
Me: I- um… I'm the author for this chapter.
Wakiya: *scoffs* Yeah, right. Where's our regular host?
Me: Your normal oh so gracious host has um… well… decided to let me be the author for a bit. *says a little quieter:* …yeah that sounds right.
Silas: *scoffs* Like she would give up her spot as our host.
Hyde: HAHAAA, this looks like it's gonna be fun-!
Free: Hey. You. *pointing at the person who walked in* Got anything planned, or are we just gonna sit here?
Lui: Hey wait, we're just gonna believe this guy!? Who does he think he is?
Ken (Besu): duh… I smell salmon.
Ken (Keru): he means something's fishy here… *Keru stroking imaginary beard*
Me: Ah, yes. I forgot to introduce myself. I am known by many names…
Me: *to myself* mostly given to me by the gracious host…
Me: *to everyone* …but you may call me… Bub.
Shu: Wait…
Shu: Aren't you the author's brother-?
Me: Ummm…
Me: …yes.
Lui: HAH, I'm your favorite character aren't I?
Lui: *leans back* I like you already.
Me: *to everyone* So, time to get on with the interview~ Today,,, we are going to—
*A purple timeportal appears and the Oh so gracious host hops out of it*
Oh so gracious host: *thwacks Bub* And that's for Chapter Forty-Three.
*The Oh so gracious host hops back into the purple portal and the portal disappears*
…
Me: …
Me: …what-?