Me: *munching on Beybread* So… what do you guys wanna talk about?
Honcho: …what?
Me: *swallowing a bite* You should be able to talk about what you wanna talk about. Y'know?
Silas: *sitting on the sofa* well, then. I'm interested in knowing if Phi's really human or not.
Honcho: …I seriously doubt it.
Phi: *looks bewildered* of course I'm human. How— …I- Why would you even—?
Hyde: *legs crossed, sitting on a bean bag* Honestly, sometimes I can hardly believe we're related. *looking at Phi skeptically*
Phi: *from inside the cage* no matter how much I hate the fact, I'm your twin, and you know that.
Honcho: Then what's with the meteor scene, huh? It's not every day that someone walks out of an explosion like that.
Ken: yeah. And besides, Phi acts so inhuman. *shivers*
Phi: …excuse me-?
Daigo: …I agree.
Phi: I didn't- …I didn't come from a meteor—
Honcho: *pushy* THEN WHY WERE YOU WALKING OUT OF A METEOR CRASH?
Phi: …
Phi: IS A MAN NOT ALLOWED TO WALK WHERE HE PLEASES?
Hyde: *tosses an M&M into mouth* …for you,,, no.
Phi: ?!
Valt: you're an alien, aren't you? YOU MUST BE-! *waving arms frantically* IT'S THE ONLY LOGICAL EXPLANATION!
Silas: wow… Logic. I didn't know that word was in Valt's dictionary…
Phi: I'M NOT AN ALIEN. HOW MANY TIMES DO I NEED TO REMIND YOU HALFWITS?! I. AM. HUMAN.
Honcho: …yeah, he's definitely an alien.
Wakiya: —or a demon. Did you catch the way he was acting in his final battle with Aiger? Insane laughter, creepy faces, threats? There's no question. He's a demon.
Phi: …oh, god. You actually believe that?
Phi: *puts the pillow in his face* *muffled groan*
Hyde: *to Silas* It's settled. *pointing at Phi* That thing's not human.
