Chapter Thirty-Seven: Beybread

*Everyone's chilling around the room except for Valt, who's sitting on top of the table*

Valt: *vigorously eating Beybread from the bowl* *gleeful chewing noises*

Me: uh… Valt-? Just because the Beybread never runs out doesn't mean you should never stop eating it.

Valt: *slowly stuffs one last piece of bread in mouth* … *looks at me* …ith… doeshn't?

Wakiya: no, Valt.

Valt: …

Silas: *sighs and snatches the bowl away from Valt* down, boy.

Valt: *crawling over to the bowl; eyes wide, mouth watering*

Silas: I- … I said no—! *moving the bowl left and right as Valt's trying to grab more Beybread*

Silas: gah… Valt— Just stop, will you?! *holds bowl away from table*

Honcho: a-thank you! *comes from behind Silas, snatches two pieces of Beybread, and takes huge bites out of each* *munching noisily*

Silas: I- …

Hyde: *grabs the whole bowl and yeets self onto couch* *tosses pieces of Beybread into mouth*

Silas: …I give up.

Valt: *lying flat on the table* …mph… *eyes bulge*

Valt: *groaning* I'M GONNA BE SICKKKKK-

*Valt runs out of room, trying not to puke*

Hyde: *stuffing Beybread into mouth* ts' wha he gets fir eathin' too much Beybread.

Phi: *stares at Hyde*

Me: I-

Me: …

Me: *sigh* none of this makes any sense…