Me: …guys… this is gonna be the last chapter…
Valt: *jumps* WHAAAAT?! YOU CAN'T-! NOOOOOOOOO!
Me: APRIL FOOLS! No way am I stopping now~ heh heh heh ?ￂﾠ
Valt: *collapses* whewww, you got me worried there.
*there's a thud that comes from the hallway. It sounds like someone tripped and fell*
Wakiya: *from a distance* OW. WHAT THE HECK…?
Honcho: *walking over to the hallway with hands in belt* uh… you good, Goldilocks?
Wakiya: of course I'm not "good"— I freaking tripped over a— *looks behind him to see what tripped him*
*the lights are dim, but it's possible to make out a huge huddled mass that looks like a 4-foot wide rat*
Wakiya: GAHHH-! *jumps onto Honcho*
Honcho: *struggling* WHAT'S WRONG WITH YO- *sees the dead rat* AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! SJDJFJDHSGDKFFKJDDJ— *stumbles and tries to run to the room but Wakiya falls on top of him*
*both struggling to get as far away as possible from the oversized rat*
Silas: *happens to walk into the hallway at that exact moment* *sees the freaked out Wakiya and Rantaro on top of each other*
Silas: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY FELL FOR IT-!
Wakiya: I- …WHAT?
Honcho: *realizing* …aw, man. …Not funny, bro. ╥﹏╥
Wakiya: *turning red* *says dangerously:* YOU DID THIS-?!
Silas: *uncontrollable laughter*
Wakiya: *gets up and points at Silas* I WILL END YOU.
*Wakiya attempts to strangle Silas*
Silas: *runs for life* WOAH— CHILL, MAN!
Wakiya: GET BACK HERE, YOU LITTLE—
Silas: CAN'T YOU JUST ACCEPT A GOOD APRIL FOOLS PRANK FOR WHAT IT ISSSSSssss…? *voice trails off as Wakiya chases him into the hallway and out of sight*
Honcho: *stares for a bit, bewildered, but then plops onto the floor and sighs loudly* …how do I put up with these people-?
Hyde: *walks into the hallway, curious about all the commotion* WHOAH. *crouches and examines the huge rat* HAHA THIS IS NEAT!
Honcho: *grumbles* that's one way to put it…
*meanwhile, back in the room…*
Valt: *walks over to the corner and sits on a bean bag* *the bean bag suddenly bursts into goo which gets all over Valt and a little on Ken, who unluckily happens to be sitting nearby*
Ken (Keru): GAH. WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?
Valt: WHAT THE—?! *looks at the goo*
Hyde: *peering back into room* Fooled 'ya.
Ken: …*sigh*
Shu: *walks over to the shelves to get something* *pauses mid-grab, knowing that if he touches the shelf, something will go off* *sighs and turns to look at everyone* …really. A trap? …Who did this-?
Hyde: *laughs* who'd you expect?
Shu: *sigh* real mature, Hyde.
Hyde: *sitting on a chair with feet on table* I knew you'd suspect, by the way. *pulls out a remote and clicks a button*
*water shoots out from the shelf and sprays Shu*
Hyde: *laughing evilly* NO ONE CAN ESCAPE MY WRATH~~~
Shu: … *soaking wet*
Shu: *eyebrow twitching*
Shu: …
Shu: *leaves*
Hyde: *recorded the whole thing* …And so, Hearts is successful yet again~
Daigo: *to me* uh… Bow-? …is there a purpose for this chapter—?
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: uh… no.
Honcho: *walks into the room and grabs a piece of Beybread* *bites into it with an unnatural clank* hUH-?
Xander: HA! *leans back in chair* Yeah, that was me.
Honcho: …
Honcho: *mumbles something sourly and tosses the plastic Beybread to the side*
Phi: …
Phi: …you people are morons.
Hyde: *sticks tongue out at Phi* you're no fun, you know that?
Phi: *sits down, annoyed* April 1st is such a painful day…
Lui: *been chilling in the corner* It is.
Suoh: *sigh* I agree.
Xander: Wow. You guys really needa learn to let loose.
Fubuki: Yeah. There's no harm in a little fun.
Free: *opens one eye* Unless the fun is a little harmful.
Everyone: …? *utterly confused*
Free: *looks at the hallway*
*Wakiya and Silas limp back into the room, both visibly injured*
*They each sit down on opposite sides of the table*
Wakiya: …*staring at Silas*
Silas: …*staring at Wakiya*
Wakiya and Silas: …I hate you.
Free: *yawns* I rest my case. *goes to sleep on the couch*
Lui: …what the heck happened to you guys?
Silas: *head tilted to side; teeth grinding* …Wakiya attacked me.
Wakiya: *scoffs* YOU started the fight, and you know it.
*both glaring at each other fiercely*
Me: *to Silas and Wakiya* uh… you… you good-?
Wakiya and Silas: *turns and yells at me* OF COURSE WE'RE NOT GOOD.
Wakiya: *points to his face* I CLEARLY HAVE A BLACK EYE.
Silas: *scoffs* YOU'RE SUCH A BABY. I'VE GOT A BROKEN RIB.
Wakiya: *gets up* YEAH, RIGHT. MY WHOLE RIGHT ARM IS BRUISED.
Silas: *gets up too* YOU DISLOCATED MY FOOT-
Wakiya: *points* THAT WAS YOU! YOU TRIPPED YOURSELF AND TWISTED YOUR ANKLE-!
Silas: *pointing to the hallway* WELL YOU GAVE YOURSELF A BLACK EYE AFTER FACE-PLANTING OVER A FAKE RAT-!
Wakiya: THE ONE THAT YOU PUT THERE!
Silas: I HAVE NO REGRETS.
*Wakiya and Silas are yelling furiously at each other's faces now*
Everyone: …
Me: uh… ooookay. Yeah, I'm just gonna- like- end the chapter…
…
Me: APRIL FOOLS! The chapter's not done yet… *evil cackle*
Me: Lui has to try and light a match with his hair •v•
Lui:
Lui:
Lui:
Lui: That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
Me: DO IT!
Lui: Never in a million years.
Me: YES!
Lui: no.
Me: BUT—
Lui: *walks over to the exit*
Me: NOOOO! YOU GOTTA, YOU GOTTA, YOU GOTTA!
Lui: *leaves*
Me: ;-; I- …
Me: *sniff* …okay.
Honcho: *to no one in particular* SOO, HAPPY APRIL FOOLS AND GOOD RIDDANCE!
Me: WAIT, WHAT-?! NO. DON'T END THE—
Honcho: *ends chapter*