Me: Aaand WELCOME BACK, BLADERS! TODAY WE HAVE A GUEST FOR THE CHAPTER!
Me: Alright, so I've been asked to bring in Joshua Burns. So… JOSHUA, IT IS!
*smoke comes from the hallway and opening music plays*
Joshua: *walks in from the hallway, waving* HEL-LLLOOO, EVERYOOOONE! I HEARD MY PRESENCE WAS NEEDED~?
Me: You got it.
*Travis brings in a fancy looking chair and puts it in front of the poster with all the Beyblade characters*
Joshua: *sits down and crosses legs* SO GLAD TO BE HERE~
Zac: *arms crossed; silently fuming* *totally hates this guy*
Me: So— Joshua. First question. How did you become what you are today?
Joshua: ah, lemme tell you. *sits up* So, when I was a kid, I wanted to be so many things. I wanted to be a cop, a knight, a scuba diver, and an alien hunter, and much more. So, I became an actor.
Silas: …what…?
Wakiya: Is that supposed to make sense?
Joshua: *continues* And now that I'm here, it almost feels like I'm living in the shadow of the name, "Joshua Burns". It's almost like I'm playing the part of this famous actor, and it's something I need to live up to, if ya know what I mean.
Me: *smiling and nodding like I know what he's talking about*
Joshua: And on the blading side, well I've always looked up to Free. Ever since I could remember, he's been my idol. My ultimate goal has always been to become better than him.
Free: that's nice.
Joshua: GAH. FREE'S HERE-?! *moment of panic*
Joshua: *hurriedly gets a hold of himself* FREE! I'VE SAID IT MANY TIMES, BUT I'LL SAY IT ONCE MORE~~ *strikes pose* IT'S DESTINY FOR US TO BECOME THE BEST OF FRIENDS~ I'M SURE OF IT! WHADDYA SAY, BUDDY? HOW'D YOU LIKE TO BECOME ACQUAINTED WITH THE ONE AND ONLY JOSHUA BURNS~~?
Free: …
Free: *walks over to the corner and sits down, completely uninterested* I'm good.
Joshua: ╥﹏╥ *defeated*
Travis: *through a completely unnecessary loudspeaker* JOSHUA. FOCUS ON THE INTERVIEW.
Joshua: Oh— Right… *shakes head frantically* *turns back to regular self* ANNND, ACTION! *grins and points at Travis*
Travis: *resumes filming for no reason*
Me: …uh… oookay…?
Me: So… Joshua— Question Two. Could you go without acting for a whole day?
Joshua: A whole day-?
Zac: *under his breath* I could go without music for a day…
Silas: *scoffs* right.
Zac: *sinks in chair* *eyebrow twitching*
Me: So? …Joshua-?
Joshua: …
Joshua: …
Joshua: …
Joshua: yeah, no. Probably not. Acting is my life and my life is acting.
Me: …
Me: *blink, blink*
Me: uh. alright, cool.
Me: AHEM. Question Three. Have you ever tried Ange's cooking? If so, did you like it?
Joshua: *blink blink* …?
…
Joshua: OHHHH, ANGE. Yes, DEFINITELY. She's one of my genuine fans-! And to answer your question, yes, I've tried her cooking. And I've gotta say, it's FAAAAABULOUS!
Valt: I KNOW, RIGHT?
Honcho: *sighs happily* JUST THINKING ABOUT IT IS MAKING ME HUNGRY~~~
Zac: *just dying. Can't stand this at all*
Me: Mkay. Question Four. As Ange pointed out in Evolution, you're an inspiration to many people around the world, and to some people, seen as a real-life hero. How do you feel about this?
Joshua: *leans back* I'm honestly glad to be there for all my fans. It really just completes me. And I'm probably the most famous person on Earth, so there's a lot of responsibi—
Zac: *gets up with enormous fury* THAT'S IT.
*BLEEEEEEEEEP!*
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