Everyone: *chillin around the room*
Me: AAAND WELCOME BACK TO ANOTHER CHAPTER!
Me: TODAY, WE HAVE A—
*a hole appears under Bow's chair*
Me: *poof* *falls into hole*
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Phi: …Hyde, you blockhead.
Hyde: *leaning back in chair, grinning*
Honcho: *looking at the hole, bewildered* I- …did you guys…? …did you guys see…?
Everyone: *turns to look at Hyde*
Shu: *staring at Hyde in disbelief* …what did you do-?
Valt: *curiously sticks head into hole and gulps* …Samantha—?
Hyde: *evil cackle*
*Bow falls out of the sky, Jumanji style*
Me: …
Me: I HAVE BEEN FALLING…
Me: …FOR THIRTY MINUTES.
Me: *dangerously* HYYYYYYYDDDDEEEE!
Hyde: *takes a page outta Pinkie-Pie's book and pulls a mega confetti cannon out of pocket*
Hyde: *confetti bombs me*
Me: …*looks like a human piñata*
Me: …
Me: *eyebrow twitching*
Hyde: *bows* AND FOR MY NEXT TRICK~~ *steals author title from me*
Me: wait, what?!
Me: *gets up, terrified* NOOO—
Bow: *sits silently and lets me commence my havoc*
Me: APRIL FOURRRTH, EVERYONEEE!
Wakiya: *horrified* I— GUYS. HYDE'S THE AUTHOR—!
Me: *evil grin* …what gave you thatidea? *uses author powers on Wakiya*
Wakiya: *bursts out* I'M TERRIFIED OF HEIGHTS.
Fubuki: …oh god. This is bad... Hyde can notbe author...
Wakiya: *gets up and attempts to strangle Hyde*HYDE, YOU MONSTER—
Me: *to Wakiya* Hush, you.
Wakiya: *sits down forcefully*
Me: hmmm… let's see… aaaand… you. *points at Bow*
Bow: *gets up and does robot dance*
Me: *dusting hands* oh— idea. *uses author powers on Xander*
Xander: I- wait, what?!
Xander: *disappears*
Honcho: *hands in hair* GAHHHH. HE DISINTEGRATED HIM—
Xander: *voice a lot higher than usual* What? No- I'm over here!
Honcho: *looking around* hUH-?
Xander: *tiny* *under the chair* *waving arms frantically* OVER HEEEREEE!
Sisco: *doubles over in uncontrollable laughter* BWASHUHAHAHUAAHASHAUHAHUAHAAHSAAHHAAUHAHAUAHAUSAHUHAHA—
Sisco: *grows antlers* GAH- I- …?! THIS IS SO RANDOM—!
Me: and now… *cracks neck and turns to look at Phi evilly*
Me: ohhh, PHIIIIII
Phi: *terrified look* ...Hyde… no. *backs up against wall*
Me: I've been waiting for this moment for a looong time… *maniacal laughter*
Phi: NOO—
Me: YESSSS! *uses author powers to—*
Me: *takes author title back from Hyde*
Hyde: *looking at hands* *yells in frustration* NOOOOOO. I WAS JUST ABOUT TO—
Me: nonono. Baaad maniac. Now sit. *puts Hyde into a chair*
Hyde: *arms crossed; grumbles*
Me: *sigh* *looks at Hyde* it's not even April Fools.
Hyde: …for your information, your brother put me up to this.
Me: hUH-?!
Hyde: check it- *projects his phone onto screen and scrolls through his texts*
Me: *twitching* Are… you… kidding me.
Hyde: *leaning back and grinning gleefully* I'm almost 100% sure I carried out his request exactly how he didn't expect me to.
Hyde: *sighs happily* …a job well done.
Me: …
Me: *shakes fist* I am so gonna get him back for this…
Me: Y'know what? I'm just gonna like— I'm just gonna head back to Chapter Thirty for a sec…
*Bow hops through a purple time portal*
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*Bow hops back, and the portal disappears*
Me: *dusting hands* there we go. I'm good now.