Me: WEEELCOME BACK, MAH PEEPS. So, what I was trying to say last chapter was that WE'RE BRINGING IN ANOTHER CHARACTER! INTRODUCING C—
Clio: *jumps in from the hallway* GREETINGS, ALL! *spins* I'm Clio Delon! …but you can also call me… *pulls cape into a vampire-shoulder pose* The Terror From Transylvania~! *bats fly in from the depths of the exit*
Clio: I am of the feared and revered bloodline of Vlad the Third… THE COUNT OF DARKNESS HIMSELF-! *gestures to the crowd* Be afraid… for I am the SPAWN OF THE SHADOWS!
Hyde: *laughs creepily and jumps over the table; lands right in front of Clio* AnD I aM tHe DaRkNeSs oF tHe NiGhT…
Clio: *cackles* I aM tHe dEpTh oF tHe eCliPsE!
Hyde: *leans in* I AM THE DARK PRINCE OF THE NETHER!
Clio: *leans in closer* I AM THE GLOOM OF THE GRAVE!
Hyde and Clio: I AM THE BLACKNESS OF EVIL ITSELF! :D
Silas: *totally freaked out* OKAY, OKAY. ENOUGH WITH THE CREEP FEST.
Honcho: Eesh… …honestly, we had enough freakiness in this room with Hyde, alone.
Xander: *hearty laughter* AND SO THE VAMPIRE JOINS US.
Clio: Indeed. *lifts his bottle of deep red liquid to his mouth and slurps from the straw*
Wakiya: GAH- anyone catch his drink-?!
Ken: *freaked out* please don't tell me that's—
Daigo: guys chillax. It's just tomato juice.
Clio: *chuckles creepily* sure. *slurps the thick liquid*
Valt: *white as a ghost* n-nO oNe toL-tOlD-d mE Cl-CliO wAs cOmIiIiNg…
Me: *dryly* Valt. Are you kidding me. Y'think I wouldn't warn you about your biggest fear-?!
Valt: *raspy voice; strains to turn toward me* wha-ha-ha-haat-?!
Me: I told you about this in Chapter 8!
Valt: *looks like a zombie* …y-you did-?
Me:
Me:
Me: *facepalm*
Clio: *looking around* hm. We're missing someone.
Clio: *waves hand toward exit* And now~ INTRODUCING CUZA ACKERMANN!
*there's a puff of smoke where the hallway is*
*the smoke disappears, to reveal an utterly confused Cuza*
Honcho: wait— how did-?
Clio: *gestures to self* Magician, remember?
Honcho: *wry sarcasm* …riiiight. How could I forget.
Cuza: I— huh—? *looking left and right frantically* What is this place?!
Me: wait— I DIDN'T INVITE—
Clio: silence, you. *to Cuza* WELCOME, MY FRIEND! With your presence, this room is now complete~!
Cuza: hUH-?
Me: *sigh* sorry, Cuza. If I had known you were coming, I would've given you a heads-up. This is Beyblade Burst Interviews, hosted by me, Bow. It's a place where you can hang out and answer fanmade questions.
Cuza: ohhhhhh… Well, then…
Cuza: *grins* alright, pretty cool! Glad to be here!
Carl: *squak* glad to be here.
Clio: …And with that,,, darkness blankets the readers as chapter 45 comes to an end… *evil laughter echoes and fades to nothing*
Valt: *zombie-faced; raspy voice* mommyyy…