Me: …wait… Hyde-? Phi-?
Phi: *looks up*
Hyde: Ah~ MY PRESENCE IS NEEDED?
Me: …
Me: I- …Okay, how old are you…?
Phi: *crosses arms, annoyed* *looks away*
Hyde: HAH. WELL, THEN. THIS'S GONNA COME AS A SHOCK FOR YOU GUYS-!
Hyde: *turns towards me* Me and Phi are—
Phi: *sharply* HYDE. don't.
Hyde: HA-HAAA!
Wakiya: Wait- how old are you?
Hyde: *settles into chair*
Hyde: *looks Wakiya in the eyes*
Hyde: Four and a half.
Wakiya: hUH-?!
Silas: come again?!
Hyde: *leans back* you heard me.
Phi: *face in hands* oh, god.
Honcho: C'mon, man, stop messing with us.
Hyde: *looks at Honcho* I'm serious-!
Me: …he's telling the truth
Silas: *looks at me, utterly bewildered* What're you talking about?
Phi: *sighs* Our birthday is on leap year.
Cuza: *to Hyde and Phi* YOU WERE BORN ON FEBRUARY 29TH?!
Hyde: *grins* You got it. Pretty epic, huh?
Clio: *slurps drink* Epic, it is.
Valt: *arms waving in disbelief* WAIT— I'M SO CONFUSED! YOU GUYS ARE A COUPLE OF FOUR-YEAR-OLDS?!
Silas: *rolls eyes* No, you doofus, they're EIGHTEEN.
Hyde: We've just had four birthdays. So we're "four" …in a way.
Valt: Oh… Yeah… …I- I knew that. *folds arms awkwardly*
Xander: HAH. LEAP YEAR. I DID NOT EXPECT THAT.
Hyde: *leaning back in chair, grinning*
Phi: *glares at his twin* You're the worst, you know that?
Hyde: *looks at Phi and grins* Yup.