Chapter Forty-Six: Vending Machine

Me: AH YES, TODAY IS APRIL 27th, AND I IS BACK~~! *spins*

Wakiya: Why'd you disappear for so long?

Me: …I… Well finals are coming up, so school's pretty heavy right now. And also I spent most of my free time doing other Beyblade stuff like a Quizizz and some Beyblade art.

Valt: ooOo~

Me: BUT ANYWAY. THIS CHAPTER'S QUESTION IS… What would you do if your snack got stuck in the vending machine?

Hyde: *stands up and slams hands on table* I WOULD FREAKING JUMP ON TOP OF IT AND POUND IT'S EVER-LOVING MACHINERY UNTIL—

Honcho: HEY, COOL YOUR JETS, MAN!

Free: *looks at Hyde* eesh. That guy's got issues…

Silas: Speak for yourself… I'm with Hyde. I'd punch the heck outta that vending machine.

Suoh: Exactly. Just kick it until it works.

Lui: Heh… That vending machine would look like a bursted Bey after I'm through with it~

Cuza: Guys, I'd just reach my arm into the slot and grab the snack. It's that easy.

Zac: I agree.

Clio: I, as well. That's the most reasonable solution by far.

Valt: …I'd stick my head into the slot.

Honcho: *utterly bewildered* what—?! Why…?

Shu: Don't look so surprised, Rantaro… this is Valt we're talking about.

Wakiya: You guys are crazy. It's as simple as putting another coin in that'll get you your snack.

Me: What if that doesn't work?

Wakiya: Just put in another one.

Me: But what if it's still stuck?

Wakiya: *teeth grinding* I'd try it again…

Me: BUT WHAT IF IT'S STILL STUCK?

Wakiya: I'D KEEP STUFFING IT WITH MONEY UNTIL IT GIVES ME WHAT I WANT!

Me:

Zac: That's one way to get broke…

Fubuki: To be honest, I would just go ask for help.

Shu: Yeah.

Free: Same.

Jin: *pops head into room* I would summon my restless spirits~ *creepy voice* They'd get the job done…

Silas: *pulls Jin's hat over his eyes with one hand and shoves him backward into the hallway* …You. No invitation, no entry. Now git.

Honcho: To be completely honest, I would just shake the machine until my candy falls out. Aaaaand maybe a few others snacks as well~~

Xander: HAH HAH! Same. I'd pick that thing up and give it a piece of my mind.

Ukio: I can totally picture you doing that…

Me: *falls out of chair* gAh— UKIO?!

Ukio: *grins* I'm the Shadow Walker. I don't blame you for not seeing me.

Me: *turns left and right* Did— Did anyone notice him come in—?

*Everyone shakes their heads*

Me: *looks back at Ukio to say something but hesitates*

*there's a blinking, dotted outline of Ukio where he was standing like half a second ago*

Me: WAIT, WHERE'D HE GO-?!

Xander: Knowing Ukio, he's probably in plain sight.

*Everyone looking around*

Free: Guys, he's right there. *points*

*Heads turn*

Honcho: Where?

Free: There.

Valt: …Dude, are you messing with us-?

Free: No, I promise. You don't see him?

Everyone: …

Ukio: *appears* Wow, Free, I'm impressed. Not very many people can spot me when I'm hiding.

Free: Oh, you were hiding? …Could've fooled me.

Ukio: *whispers to the others* …Is he always…?

Silas: …such a sass-master? …Yes. Yes he is.

Wakiya: Before we were so rudely interrupted, *glares at Ukio* I believe we were in the middle of a question…

Me: Oh yeah— alright, so who hasn't gone yet?

Hyde: *points to the left wall* That'd be our wonderful prisoner over there.

Ukio: *looks at Phi* Speaking of that, why'd you guys cage Phi…?

Me: …you don't wanna know.

Silas: let's just say he did something in Chapter 20. Because of that, we caged him two chapters later.

Ukio: He's been in there for that long-?

Hyde: *grins* Yep. And he's gonna stay there. *looks up* I'm pretty sure he's turning into even more of a homicidal Bey-murderer as we speak.

Phi: …*eye twitching*

Ukio: *somehow just teleports to Phi's cage using his ninja skills* You guys should really let him out. *unlocks the cage*

Hyde: *gets up and looks at Ukio* You have no idea what you're doing—

Ukio: It's called a second chance.

*The door of Phi's cage squeaks as it swings open. Everyone feels an exposed, chilly sensation as they see there's nothing between them and Phi anymore.*

Phi: *slowly steps out of the cage he's been stuck in for 25 chapters*

Me: *gulps*

Ukio: Just give him another chance…

Phi: *first thing he does is walk over to Hyde and stuff a pillow in his face*

Hyde: Oomph—

Honcho: Is this really a good idea-?

Me: *sigh* To be honest, I think Ukio's right. We should let him out now… *changes Phi's cage into a bey stadium on the floor*

Phi: Finally. You've gained some sense.

Ukio: *waves* I'm going to take my leave now. Have fun-! *blends into the shadows and disappears*

Everyone: …

Everyone: *slowly looks at Phi, who is leaning against the wall with his legs crossed, playing with a lock of hair*

Phi: *looks up and grins evilly* …And by the way, I'd shatter the glass of the vending machine and take everything it has~